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This is one of the most impressively horrible ideas I've ever seen, and I am on a team of people that pushes small girls downhill at speeds upwards of 30 mph, so that's saying something.
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If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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I am not a lawyer, but I suspect that if you talk to her before the case is concluded then you'll be guilty of juror misconduct. This may also be the case if you wait to contact her until after the trial is completed. This would in turn reduce your 0.1% chance of getting into the marines to a 0.0% chance.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Just to be clear, I do not recommend trying to contact that girl. But hey, Columbus did something mad weird and stupid and look what he did.Comment
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See? Gribbler's playing only a tertiary role in this whole thing, and even he is preparing for the future by distancing himself from responsibility.Comment
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Died broke and alone?Originally posted by gribbler View Post<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Yes, but he's rumored to have died of syphilis, so somewhere along the way HE PROBABLY HAD SEX! That makes it worth it, right?Originally posted by loinburger View PostComment
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Al should be so lucky<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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Not only can the defending lawyer call upon the plaintiff under oath, to testify that you've tried to contact her, he can also do the same to you. That could land you perjury especially if you give her something in writing...Whenever in the course of a trial testimony is taken of a juror or other person as to alleged misconduct of a juror, or as to tampering with or an attempt to tamper with a juror, such testimony shall become a part of the record of the case. Such testimony shall be taken out of the hearing of the jury. Jurors may be interrogated in regard to such alleged misconduct or attempted tampering.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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I strongly deny to be part of such despite my suggestion about a paper slip - it is so stupid that even Al shuld be able to figure that out - I hopeOriginally posted by Elok View Post
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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Al, go for it! Be a man! Give her your best smile just before the last session opens! Sing for her in court, that would be courteous!Comment
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Do you actually know what perjury is, you ********?Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View PostIf there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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This is a woman who has shown that she is willing to take someone to court... you are asking how to stalk her... this is an awesome idea
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Next Alby is gonna start a thread: "Getting on an airplane, what is the best way to smuggle fireworks in my carry-on?"If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Make sure in your Facebook friend request you add, "Hi, I'm a Juror from your trial and I voted guilty in hopes you'd have sex with me"Comment
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"The stewardess is hot, maybe I should ask her to have sex with me in the bathroom?"Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostComment
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