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  • #61
    I sent this back:

    "It was alright lol What you getting into this weekend?"
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • #62
      Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
      "Nothing much u? How did you like my pick-up line? lol"

      NOW WHAT?!
      FUMBLE!!!!!!!
      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
        I sent this back:

        "It was alright lol What you getting into this weekend?"
        lol is not a punctuation mark.

        And WTF? "What are you getting into this weekend?" What kind of answer are you expecting? "A Kia"?
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #64
          She sent that, MRT. She sent that to me. She asked for my number.
          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • #65
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            • #66
              Hang on to the rock kid.
              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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              • #67


                ONE STEP CLOSER

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Asher View Post
                  lol is not a punctuation mark.

                  And WTF? "What are you getting into this weekend?" What kind of answer are you expecting? "A Kia"?
                  She'll text back, "Oh, a bit of Dostoevsky, and maybe some light bondage-gear in the evening".

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                  • #69
                    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                    [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                    • #70
                      Her: "Lol whatever it could've been better (referring to pickup line) than that if you weren't at work, but I'm not sure (about this weekend), why? Whats up?"

                      My friend, "I dunno what to say because what I would say would require yall going out for drinks!!!"

                      We're trying to figure out an alternative.
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #71
                        Text back "lol roflmao ftfy tldr"
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                        • #72
                          Take it as a minor hard-to-get thing. What you need to do is say, ¨me and my buddies are getting drinks tomorrow at X as of 9ish, drop by if you´d like!¨

                          She´ll be there an hour later.

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                          • #73
                            I sent:

                            "Are you free for lunch tomorrow I get off at 1230"
                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                              "Are you free for lunch tomorrow I get off at 1230"
                              Don't tell her about your masturbation schedule
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                              • #75
                                Not bad, make sure you don´t go chasing any criminals around that time.

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