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Then don't ask us for advice if you're just going to ignore it in favor of what the women say.
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I have asked my wife, a certified vagina-possessing individual, and she remarks, "girls like to feel wanted and to be pursued, provided you don't act desperate and stalker-ish."Comment
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I'm getting as much information as possible.Originally posted by Elok View Post"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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"Nothing much u? How did you like my pick-up line? lol"
NOW WHAT?!"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Have you done your homework on the female anatomy? Let's say that she agrees to go on a date and things go well and you go back to your place.
Do you know where to stick it?"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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"How abt fava beanz n a nice chianti?"
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She's aggressive. Tell her what you're packing (in centimeters, it sounds bigger) and that you've waited all your life for a woman like her to be your first. Ask her if she is on the pill, but in a classy way (eg, "You seem like a responsible individual; I presume you are on the pill?")Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Wait 20 minutes, then send this back:Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
¨I´m at home chatting with a couple of friends! Good pickup line
What are you doing tomorrow night, or next Saturday? I know this neat bar in the centre¨
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Just out of curiosity, did you ever do it with a woman, Asher?Comment
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What the ****? I don't talk like that. Who the hell sounds like a Dutchman trying to speak English?
And I'm not going to no bar. What the **** is a centre?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Don´t tell her that you´re a virgin... Women like experienced men more than the privilege of deflowering someone.Comment
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Yes. I am more experienced than Alby in every respect.Originally posted by Zoetstofzoetje View Post
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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It's slang for vagina.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Go to Google Translate. Set it to English ---> Philly. Put Z's suggestion in the "in" box. Check what comes out for grammatical errors, then text it.Comment
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