Why is it so hard to be a part-time bank teller (or to get any job)?

[ColdWizard]

Good thing Alby didn't apply for an underwriting position.

[Provost Harrison]

Google Translate thinks "baylasim" should be "paylasim" and translates "ellerinize saglik guzel bir paylasim olmus cok thanks" as "many thanks for sharing have a nice hands, health". I think PH is right about it being Turkish.

You should've learnt by now that I am always right I just don't go on about it like other members of the board

[Pax]

Al,
When I retired from the Navy in 2008, It took until the middle of 2009 before I could find a good job that I liked. thousands of applications, hundreds of interviews and only a few job offers and most of them sucked. So keep your head and keep looking. I would also encourage you to go for your dream jobs as long as you have qualifications. If you're going to get rejected then at least get rejected from something that you want to do.

[dannubis]

Like ... life ?

[Fake Boris]

There was a story a few years back where some guy tried to deposit one of those fake "million dollar checks" some loan companies mail out and even though it clearly says "This is not a Check" the teller still deposited the check. Low and behold the guy found the funds in his account and he transferred the money to another bank and then the original bank came looking for him for the funds. He eventually gave it back but as I recall he kept a blog about the whole thing and never touched a penny of the money. He just wanted to see if it would work.

I've heard about this story, though it was $60,000

[DaShi]

Al,
When I retired from the Navy in 2008, It took until the middle of 2009 before I could find a good job that I liked. thousands of applications, hundreds of interviews and only a few job offers and most of them sucked. So keep your head and keep looking. I would also encourage you to go for your dream jobs as long as you have qualifications. If you're going to get rejected then at least get rejected from something that you want to do.

Actually, I second this.

[Al B. Sure!]

So I started training. All teller training in the greater Philadelphia area occurs at one location. I'm apparently the only one of the 30 or so that were in my group interview to actually get hired

[Asher]

You were probably a quota, Mr. Muhammed Al-Habib.

[Ben Kenobi]

Wow, asher and I agree. The world must be ending.

[Pax]

congratulations hopefully this us what you want to do. If not use it as a base to build on and pursue your dream job. Take it from an old guy, job satisfaction is a key ingredient in happiness

[Al B. Sure!]

congratulations hopefully this us what you want to do. If not use it as a base to build on and pursue your dream job. Take it from an old guy, job satisfaction is a key ingredient in happiness

No, sir. This is just to pay the bills til I return to OCS (ETA October). I believe you were a Naval Officer, right, Pax?

[Hauldren Collider]

Oh for ****'s sake, are you STILL TRYING TO JOIN THE MARINES?

GIVE IT UP YOU STUPID DUMB PIECE OF ****ING ****. YOU HAVE A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE JOB AND NEED TO STOP TRYING TO JOIN THE CLUB THAT OBVIOUSLY THINKS YOU AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM AND ACCEPT LIFE THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE GAY MEN AND GUNS.

[DaShi]

Is your nickname 'wetblanket'?

[Provost Harrison]

I've heard about this story, though it was $60,000

I believe that constitutes fraud. Did he end up in prison for his troubles?

[Provost Harrison]

Oh for ****'s sake, are you STILL TRYING TO JOIN THE MARINES?

GIVE IT UP YOU STUPID DUMB PIECE OF ****ING ****. YOU HAVE A PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE JOB AND NEED TO STOP TRYING TO JOIN THE CLUB THAT OBVIOUSLY THINKS YOU AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM AND ACCEPT LIFE THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE GAY MEN AND GUNS.

Give up. Besides who wants to be the state's valueless cannon fodder anyway? Isn't it what you do when you don't have any other meaning or purpose to your life?