Bin Laden To Be Announced As Kiiled

[BeBMan]

Obama

Osama

But back in the Bush days, there was this nice conspiracy theory saying that they already had him and wanted to wait 'til the next election campaign to gain publicity with this news....

[BeBMan]

I bet they caught OBL distracted by watching reruns of the Royal Wedding.

[BeBMan]

And who will play OBL in the movie - Denzel Washington?!?

[a.kitman]

jake gyllenhaal

[onodera]

You should have taken him alive, that would have been at least remotely useful.

[Lonestar]

I bet they caught OBL distracted by watching reruns of the Royal Wedding.

I actually suspect that they sat on the info until the Wedding was over, so AQ wouldn't try to get back at us while we were doing our victory lap.

[Kitschum]

jake gyllenhaal

maggie gyllenhaal

[Kitschum]

So Osama bin Laden was living in a mansion 800 feet from a Pakistani police station

Yes, it's glorious! Goddamn Pakistanis. He was "hiding out" in a mansion "eight times" as big as the surrounding buildings in a town described like this by some Pakistani on twitter: "The crazy thing about Bin Laden being in Abbottabad is that it is a tourist town, like if he'd caught in Vail or the Hamptons or something." And to top it was 100 yards from the Pakistani Military Academy i.e. the West Point or Sandhurst of Pakistan!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pakistan_Military_Academy

It's not often I have a reason to say this but, USA **** yeah

[Kitschum]

The Pakistani TV image

Edit: I guess it was fake, sorry

[kittenOFchaos]

Should have put OBL's head on a spike on the White House lawn.

[dannubis]

Burry him in pig excrements.

Besides: a rich saudi prince going regularly into a pakistani hospital for dialysis treatment should have rung a bell...

[Ogie Oglethorpe]

This thread is boring...

So why did Obama kill him now instead of wait till later in the campaign season? Did they screw up? Did Osama's life support go down in a power outage and mess up the timing? Or is this just to get the birth certificate off the front page before someone notices that it's a forgery?

He was pressured. He heard Trump had a crack investigative unit in the area. Had to kill him before Trump claimed the credit.

[SlowwHand]

They buried him at sea? I hope they got good photos.

[Barnabas]

Congratulations Yanks, I hope he suffered a little bit and not just blow up because of a surprise bomb.

[rah]

Does anyone think that Osama made a recording prior that stated something along the lines. "The US has claimed to kill me but it's not true" that will be released this week?