Today I got told that I am the...

[giblets]

So I take it it's a unique problem not one of those things that's normal but no one talks about?

Well my anus doesn't bleed

[Jon Miller]

Yeah, it is unique. I have had my butt be sore, especially if the paper is less soft, but never beleading.

JM

[Al B. Sure!]

Asher, any thoughts? I'd like to hear from someone who is an expert in rectal irritation.

[Al B. Sure!]

It happens with the softest tissue I could find. I could also be wiping too hard and aggressively.

[Asher]

It's highly likely you are wiping too hard, too often. Also, the fact that you shove large objects up your ass while fantasizing about your Marine buddies could contribute to bleeding.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

[KH]
Analysts are what 22 year old kids with bachelors degrees, no mathematical foundation and a laughable understanding of basic financial concepts like AS aspire to be. Try again, sweetie [/KH]

Somebody called me?

[Flubber]

So I take it it's a unique problem not one of those things that's normal but no one talks about?

Err no!! If your ass is bleeding stop bottoming for every gym guy you think is hot. PLus 3-4 craps a day?? That must be part of your 18 million calories a day diet!!!

No wonder you cannot keep a girlfriend -- you couldn't have a date for more than 2-3 hours before you would need to "go " again

[Elok]

Well, we could run it by Guy, but if you crap four times a day--which is kind of scary, TBH--your booty-flesh is no doubt rather sensitive. I suggest changing your diet so you stop moving brown like a UPS truck.

[Provost Harrison]

I'd say it sounds like diet...are you getting enough roughage?

[MOBIUS]

I'd say he's getting lots of rough at the Marines...

[DaShi]

He was forced to leave the marines because of a traumatized rectum.

[Provost Harrison]

What? Ben Kenobi was in the marines with you as well?

[MOBIUS]

He was forced to leave the marines because of a traumatized rectum.

He did say he was physically incapable of continuing - I bet a traumatised rectum would do it!

[Japher]

"Rockstar" is something you call the retarded in kid in class to make him feel special... way to make waves KH

[Al B. Sure!]

Well, we could run it by Guy, but if you crap four times a day--which is kind of scary, TBH--your booty-flesh is no doubt rather sensitive. I suggest changing your diet so you stop moving brown like a UPS truck.

*wipes tear*