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Originally posted by Al B. Sure!
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Not where I live.Blah -
The toilets in Germany are suspended from the ceiling."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Has he even been out of Philly?Originally posted by MikeH View Post12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
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Toilets in Germany look like this:
Notice the placement of the hole. Very un-American."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Where I live all houses have bidets
Americans often don't know what they are for and use them for washing their feet
Alby, I think those "euro toilets" are just called latrinesI need a foot massageComment
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I had to use one once in France, how utterly disgusting and uncivilised. The problem is, you can't have a piss and a sh*t at the same time as I normally do...I learnt this the hard way with very damp, smelly trousersOriginally posted by MikeH View Post
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Originally posted by Provost Harrison View PostI had to use one once in France, how utterly disgusting and uncivilised. The problem is, you can't have a piss and a sh*t at the same time as I normally do...I learnt this the hard way with very damp, smelly trousers
I hope they were damp and smelly from the yellow, not the brown.
Who remembers the guy that Asher referenced from bodybuilding.com of all places who became a small internet sensation for his story about trying to take a crap/piss with a hard-on in some girl's house and ending up ****ting in her bathtub
Last edited by Al B. Sure!; October 7, 2010, 11:48."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Okay serious question... when I wipe, I often cut myself somehow (maybe because of the friction of wiping). Yes, blood and all. I've tried softer toilet tissue brands but it still happens quite a lot. I'm really concerned about getting an infection since I imagine your ******* is the worst place to get a cut. What should I do?
I also am maybe too regular, so that's exacerbating the problem. I usually crap 3-4 times a day."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Use water...
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GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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Yes you can, it's all about squatting properly...Originally posted by Provost Harrison View PostI had to use one once in France, how utterly disgusting and uncivilised. The problem is, you can't have a piss and a sh*t at the same time as I normally do...I learnt this the hard way with very damp, smelly trousers
IIRC they were still fairly common place in France about 20 years ago. The worst example was checking out a place to stay while we were island hopping in Greece in my 20s: this was the hole in the ground but with a shower attachment above - all you needed was a mirror in front and you could have done your ****, shower and shave without moving from the spot! Needless to say, we decided we'd rather sleep overnight on a ferry instead...
They're still fairly common place in 3rd world countries though, as I had to use two in Morocco this year, not to mention all through South East Asia...Comment
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What did you expect. You are full of crap..."Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."Comment
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That's seriously ****ed up.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Go ask your doctor Alby, I didn't want to know about that
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So I take it it's a unique problem not one of those things that's normal but no one talks about?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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