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Yeah but he has to stay in character all the time and he's been slipping lately.
Then again, I'm hardly acting like the real life Al B. Sure!
Then again, I'm hardly acting like the real life Al B. Sure!
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"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi -
I like the Drake persona.
I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891Comment
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Something that just hit me: how easy/convenient is it to read a magazine or book while on a squat toilet?Comment
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Why do you have to read? That's something i never understood. I sit down and it comes out, I wipe and I'm done. It's literally a 90 second affair, if that. It only takes longer if it's really messy but that's because of the wiping, not the actual ****ting. I see people spending 20 minutes in there and I'm like what the **** are you doing? If you didn't have to go, don't try to force it or something! Come back to it later when you actually have to go.
I'm literally lost on this one. I know my digestive system can not be this much more efficient than everyone else's is."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Cool story, bro.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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60 hours a week? I almost make more per hour than you.Originally posted by KrazyHorse View PostWhy not hire 5 people with 48 hour work weeks instead of 3 with 80 hour ones? It would be the same amount of hours but with much higher productivity, since the employees would be able to more effectively focus for shorter periods of time, not to mention it employs more people (which would be for the good of the country).
Broken window fallacy AND ignoring the elasticity of supply as it relates to highly skilled and specialized labor...
Plus, I only average ~60 hours a week. Only IBD averages 80+, especially at analyst and 1st year associate. Notably, those are also the people with the least quantifiable skills, and analysts are cheap as ****..."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Ditto. Seriously, if you've ever been to Switzerland you'd quickly realise they'd never have anything like that. I've never seen one in Germany either. I have in France though, but I expect no better from them...Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
Having ACTUALLY BEEN TO SWITZERLAND, I can tell you that I didn't see a single toilet of that kind in all my time there.
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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And trust me...those hole in the floor toilets do not exist in the UK...we're pretty horrified when confronted with one actually...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Doubtful.Originally posted by MRT144 View Post12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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Albie... Jesus Christ man. No, those 3rd world ****ters are not even remotely common in Europe. Travel more and talk less. I've lived in two European countries for at least a year (one eastern and one western) plus I spent most of my summers growing up visiting family in Europe as well as traveling around with grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, and what not and I can tell you that you're way off base as usual. Your hint should have been when all the people actually living in Europe told you that you're wrong.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostTry http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Japan usually had both in WCs I saw there. A few squatters and a few sit downs so people could decide for themselves. Now the electronic toilet seats on the sit down toilets in Japan were something else. They'd both wash your ass and blow dry it.Originally posted by DanS View Post
The blow drier could get a bit hot at times though.
Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Well, I wouldn't do it in public, but the crapper is a surprisingly fun place to read. There are also other benefits, but I think we've read enough intimate details about alimentary business in this thread.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostComment
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Why let facts get in the way of a good argumentOriginally posted by Oerdin View Post
But serious Albie, have you ever left your country? Canada does not count. Come over here...you might be surprised by what you see...and that the whole world does not revolve around your country and your country alone...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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I'd be surprised if he'd ever left his state.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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Yeah frankly I don't think he realizes the world extends beyond Philly.
He mentioned in another thread that he avoids southern states like Virginia so he doesn't run into the racist southern white man.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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