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  • How did you fail out of Officer Candidate School twice?

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    • Erm, perhaps because he is not, in fact, a valid officer candidate?
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      • Alby, if you are posting your resume in a thread about stripper ettiquette it may go quite a ways in explaining why you're life is in a rough spot right now.
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • I'd rather post my resume in this thread than the things you have posted in this thread. How do you live with yourself. Whore

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          • Post it, *****.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • That would be several people's resumes.

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              • poor Albert
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                • He's got no excuse except no swagger. He should easily be able to bag chicks and land real jobs.
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                    How did you fail out of Officer Candidate School twice?
                    Fractures in my legs that's how. And the first time, I fell off an obstacle and strained my back. The attrition at Marine OCS is 30-50% so it's not unheard of to not make it through twice.

                    So KH, what do you suggest I do?
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • I think the fact that you've never been laid gives off a vibe both God and women are not pleased with.

                      You should focus on getting laid first, then things will fall into place.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                        Fractures in my legs that's how. And the first time, I fell off an obstacle and strained my back. The attrition at Marine OCS is 30-50% so it's not unheard of to not make it through twice.

                        So KH, what do you suggest I do?
                        Quit while you're behind and throw yourself full-force into getting a job which offers the prospect of upwards-mobility.
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                        Stadtluft Macht Frei
                        Killing it is the new killing it
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                        • You can gain rank in the marines

                          I know a General who is proof of this -- though he definitely had been laid before graduating college.

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                          • Pfft. Even a four star general with 40 years of service barely earns a living wage:

                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • If you marry a woman who works and live in Afghanistan or a military fort, $180k/yr is probably livable.

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                              • Maybe if you enjoy eating at one-star Michelin restaurants your whole life.

                                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                                Killing it is the new killing it
                                Ultima Ratio Regum

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