Stripper ettiquette

[KrazyHorse]

Perhaps the muckity-mucks supplement their income by running opium out of the country? I hardly ever see generals (REAL GENERALS ) begging for change on the street, so there must be some explanation.

[Wiglaf]

Isn't Michelin a tire company? I think you would make good points if you were not so concerned with trying to look high falootin. It was just a year ago you were making $2 an hour in a physics lab that could have destroyed the world with a particle collider.

[KrazyHorse]

You are obviously ignorant of all the finer things in life, something I expected of a gay male crack whore like yourself.

[Asher]

All gay males know what a Michelin star is.

[KrazyHorse]

For example, AND ON TOPIC I will no longer even deign to kill a stripper unless she has an Ivy League education (no, Brown does not count )

[Asher]

[KrazyHorse]

Michelin Marshmallow Man

[Asher]

He's a star.

[Wiglaf]

I DON'T HOLD MY DICK IN MY HANDS! MY INVESTMENTS ALLOW ME TO HOLD MY DICK IN MY HANDS -- though when Steve Jobs dies so too will part of my ball sack --, BUT I DON'T! I DON'T BLOW MEN FOR MONEY EITHER! I WORK FOR THE BETTERMAN OF MY FELLOW MAN! You can't prove any of that!

THIS POST -- ALL OF IT INCLUDING THAT LAST PARAGRAPH -- IS DIRECTED AT KRAZYHORSE'S ASSUMPTION THAT I AM A GAY CRACK WHORE :MAD:

What kind of stripper has an Ivy League education OH I KNOW -- ONE WHO NOTICES YOU ARE A DORK AND WANTS TO COME ON TO YOU AND MAKE YOU FEEL AT HOME!! I think we all know you look like a dork because ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT IS MATH

There's no math that can

WHEN I WENT TO STRIP CLUB (ONCE ), THE GIRL (SHE HAD A **** I THINK? SO LET'S PUT THAT IN QUOTES) THE 'GIRL' NOTICED I HAD A BLACKBERRY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO JOHN BOEHNER SO SHE ASSUMED I WAS A POLITICIAN! CORRECT ASSUMPTION! SHE THEN TOLD ME SHE WAS MONICA LEWINSKY! NO SHE WASN'T! NO SHE DOESN'T

It's all a game, let's stop playing with each others and get down to business :angrY:. $180k is a terrible salary for someone without investments. But it is possible this anonymous poster has investments that you don't know about, and that he is doing this public service thing because he desires the Overman as I am. That is his right and if we don't rich people don't stay together then we may as well be strippers our
selves

[SlowwHand]

Pfft. Even a four star general with 40 years of service barely earns a living wage:

http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/proj...0/basic/22_40/

Except that everything he does is paid for.

[Wiglaf]

Speaking of a man who blows other men for crack

[SlowwHand]

I don't know what the prescribed dosage is, but double up.

[KrazyHorse]

I DON'T HOLD MY DICK IN MY HANDS! MY INVESTMENTS ALLOW ME TO HOLD MY DICK IN MY HANDS -- though when Steve Jobs dies so too will part of my ball sack --, BUT I DON'T! I DON'T BLOW MEN FOR MONEY EITHER! I WORK FOR THE BETTERMAN OF MY FELLOW MAN! You can't prove any of that!

THIS POST -- ALL OF IT INCLUDING THAT LAST PARAGRAPH -- IS DIRECTED AT KRAZYHORSE'S ASSUMPTION THAT I AM A GAY CRACK WHORE :MAD:

What kind of stripper has an Ivy League education OH I KNOW -- ONE WHO NOTICES YOU ARE A DORK AND WANTS TO COME ON TO YOU AND MAKE YOU FEEL AT HOME!! I think we all know you look like a dork because ALL YOU EVER TALK ABOUT IS MATH

There's no math that can

WHEN I WENT TO STRIP CLUB (ONCE ), THE GIRL (SHE HAD A **** I THINK? SO LET'S PUT THAT IN QUOTES) THE 'GIRL' NOTICED I HAD A BLACKBERRY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO JOHN BOEHNER SO SHE ASSUMED I WAS A POLITICIAN! CORRECT ASSUMPTION! SHE THEN TOLD ME SHE WAS MONICA LEWINSKY! NO SHE WASN'T! NO SHE DOESN'T

It's all a game, let's stop playing with each others and get down to business :angrY:. $180k is a terrible salary for someone without investments. But it is possible this anonymous poster has investments that you don't know about, and that he is doing this public service thing because he desires the Overman as I am. That is his right and if we don't rich people don't stay together then we may as well be strippers our
selves

This may be the greatest Wiglaf post of all time.

[KrazyHorse]

Look, Wiggy, maybe you've never choked a Poly Sci grad from Yale who's "just doing this until she can get that internship she's been promised" to death on a wad of hundred dollar bills LACED LIBERALLY WITH COCAINE, but some of us ACTUALLY HAVE A LIFE and don't need to slum it with 4 star generals.

Let's get something straight: YOU are the crack whore who's favored by moderately successful individuals like the Joint Chiefs of Staff and I am the one who's paying off my driver with hundred dollar bills soaked with coed saliva as he digs a shallow grave.

[Al B. Sure!]

KH:

One thing you're not taking into account is Basic Allowance for Housing, Insurance benefits, Subsistence Allowance, etc. Total compensation is significantly higher.