It's time for another Ask Asher thread

[ColdWizard]

I was going to cut him in until you cut me out. Now we're both going to sue you. And lose because neither of us can remember to turn the volume on our phones back up.

[Asher]

[ColdWizard]

Will you remind us to upgrade to Android phones after you're done?

[onodera]

That was the gayest topic you two've ever quarrelled about. The carpeybagging, I mean. Damn sneaky speedy posters...

[Asher]

Will you remind us to upgrade to Android phones after you're done?

I remind everyone to.

iPhones are evil.

[Hauldren Collider]

Ben, you are a ****ing communist.

I'll buy whatever I want, where I want, for whatever purpose I want.

Once I get filthy rich I'm going to buy up every ****ing lot in Prince George, BC or whatever butt****nowhere place you're from and turn it into a nudist gay resort.

You bring a tear to my jewish eye. If you can't beat em, buy em!

My grandfather is part of a country club in Boca Raton that used to not allow Jews in, so the Jews bought it.

Jewish problem solving

[Wiglaf]

Can I use this circle jerk thread to ask you whether it is worth seeing all 5 seasons of the Wire? I am on a trip to Iceland to meet this douche in two weeks.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/26/world/europe/26iceland.html

In his acceptance speech he tried to calm the fears of the other 65.3 percent. “No one has to be afraid of the Best Party,” he said, “because it is the best party. If it wasn’t, it would be called the Worst Party or the Bad Party. We would never work with a party like that.”

With his party having won 6 of the City Council’s 15 seats, Mr. Gnarr needed a coalition partner, but ruled out any party whose members had not seen all five seasons of “The Wire.”

[Hauldren Collider]

I heard about that...that was awesome

Best party forever

[Asher]

I've not seen any of The Wire. However, it has come highly recommended to me by many people whose tastes I respect. I have "acquired" all five seasons and hope to watch them soon.

My answer to you is "yes".

[ColdWizard]

I refuse to buy anything Apple solely because of those retarded "I'm a PC, I'm a mac" commercials they bombarded us with. All their other shenanigans are just overkill.

[Ben Kenobi]

I want to emphasize that BC isn't full of ignorant xenophobes. Prince George, however, is.

Personally, I think folks from the Interior take far more guff than the reverse.

It's not xenophobia. It's Urbanophobia. Dislike of city slickers.

[KrazyHorse]

You bring a tear to my jewish eye. If you can't beat em, buy em!

My grandfather is part of a country club in Boca Raton that used to not allow Jews in, so the Jews bought it.

Jewish problem solving

Did they really have to acquire all of Boca Raton?

[Asher]

Listen to Ben here. He's no city slicker, he's a regular ****ing farm hand.

[giblets]

Considering as I've probably moved around more than you, I would think quite the opposite. No, I don't understand why a professional would trash the province in one breath and then immediately recant and buy a vacation home here.

Unless it's all about the benjamins.

Canadian dollars are not benjamins. Your stupidity never ceases to amaze me.

[Asher]

Benjamin was an outsider (thus a carpetbagger). Thus all about the benjamins means all about outsiders.

[/ben]