It's time for another Ask Asher thread

[Asher]

Consolidate all of these threads.

As you probably already know, I know everything and I am willing to share my knowledge with most of you.

[Dinner]

This thread sucks.

[Wiglaf]

Why would anyone eat at a Subway and not a Quiznos. My balls dropped when I was 12..

[Asher]

Why would anyone eat at a Subway and not a Quiznos. My balls dropped when I was 12..

Quiznos does not have a breakfast menu, and Quizno's franchising rules actually has restrictions on how close they can exist to other Quiznos franchises. Subway does not. As a result, Subways are everywhere and Quiznos are not so much.

You are welcome.

[Wiglaf]

WHAT A NON ANSWER. ARE YOU FILBUSTING ME? OBVIOUSLY YOU WONT EAT AT A QUIZNOS IF THERES NOT A ****IGN QUIZNOS IN CLOSE PROXIMITY YOU DOUCHEBAG. And if you eat Subway breakfast then you probably eat McDonald's coffee you sad sack of ****. NON ANSWER NON ANSWER NON ANSWER. I'm sorry but if we are going to do this we are going to do it live and not in some sort of self help session. **** you

[Wiglaf]

NO ONE and I mean NO ONE eats breakfast at Subway. "ansghrY:

[Asher]

FACTS:

Subway has over 33,000 restaurants.
Quizonos has over 4,300 restaurants.

SUBWAY IS EVERYWHERE

SUPPLEMENTAL FACT: I own Subway. Check out where the HQ is, *****.

TANGENTIAL FACT: I ate Subway breakfast every workday for 2 years. I **** YOU NOT.

[Wiglaf]

I don't get it. Are you going to continue relying on anecdotes and statistics instead of assessing who makes the better sandwich? Because if so I am out of here and I wish I had not even been involved in this. What an unsatisfactory experience.

[Asher]

I'm raining the facts down on this thread like a Scoutmaster awards badges to his freshly molested boyscout

[Wiglaf]

TANGENTIAL FACT: I ate Subway breakfast every workday for 2 years. I **** YOU NOT.

WHEN? Because I'm pretty sure BREAKFEST MENU IS A NEW THING AT SUBWAY! IT HAS NOT BEEN AROUND VERY LONG! TELL ME WHAT YOU ORDERED! THANKS!

[Asher]

WHEN? Because I'm pretty sure BREAKFEST MENU IS A NEW THING AT SUBWAY! IT HAS NOT BEEN AROUND VERY LONG! TELL ME WHAT YOU ORDERED! THANKS!

2007 and 2008. I only speak in Facts and I am insulted you assume otherwise.

[Hauldren Collider]

Why does Wiglaf feel the need to tell us when his balls dropped and what does it have to do with the Subway vs Quiznos question?

[Wiglaf]

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS THAT YOU CANNOT GET A COLD SANDWICH AT QUIZNOS AND SOME PEOPLE -- UNDESIRABLES MOSTLY -- DO NOT WANT THEIR SANDWICHES TOASTED!

BUT YOU COULDNT PROVIDE THAT ANSWER BECAUSE YOU [B] RELIED ON GOOGLE TO TELL YOU FACTS [/BOLD] INSTEAD OF EXPERIENCE

[Asher]

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS THAT YOU CANNOT GET A COLD SANDWICH AT QUIZNOS AND SOME PEOPLE -- UNDESIRABLES MOSTLY -- DO NOT WANT THEIR SANDWICHES TOASTED!

BUT YOU COULDNT PROVIDE THAT ANSWER BECAUSE YOU [B] RELIED ON GOOGLE TO TELL YOU FACTS [/BOLD] INSTEAD OF EXPERIENCE

I'm about to whip your ass with the belt of SCIENCE.

YOU CAN GET COLD SANDWICHES AT BOTH CHAINS.

Order a sub at Quiznos, put it on the counter and let it sit for 1 hour. PROBLEM SOLVED.

[Asher]

Why does Wiglaf feel the need to tell us when his balls dropped and what does it have to do with the Subway vs Quiznos question?

Is this a joke?

I will only answer serious questions.

It should be obvious what ball droppage has to do with Subway/Quiznos. On the off chance you're not joking -- puberty changes hormone levels in the body, which affects taste receptors. People without dropped balls are not qualified to answer culinary questions.