Ozzy, I'm holier than thou
I haven't had alcohol ever
I can't remember the last time I had coffee
I never drink soda
Never even touched a cigarette
I've never even tried any illegal drug
I never eat pastries, pies, or cake as a civilian (there is cake in boot camp )
I am a virgin
I have never been sexually pleasured in any way by a woman
I have never seen a fully naked woman before in person
I have kissed a girl with tongue on two occasions in my life
I'm single
And I'm 25
Beat that
I haven't had alcohol ever
I can't remember the last time I had coffee
I never drink soda
Never even touched a cigarette
I've never even tried any illegal drug
I never eat pastries, pies, or cake as a civilian (there is cake in boot camp )
I am a virgin
I have never been sexually pleasured in any way by a woman
I have never seen a fully naked woman before in person
I have kissed a girl with tongue on two occasions in my life
I'm single
And I'm 25
Beat that
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