Soft drinks thread.

[MikeH]

15 minutes? Don't be ridiculous.

You'd have to do that for years to actually die from it!

[OzzyKP]

Ozzy, I'm holier than thou

I haven't had alcohol ever

I can't remember the last time I had coffee

I never drink soda

Never even touched a cigarette

I've never even tried any illegal drug

I never eat pastries, pies, or cake as a civilian (there is cake in boot camp )

I am a virgin

I have never been sexually pleasured in any way by a woman

I have never seen a fully naked woman before in person

I have kissed a girl with tongue on two occasions in my life

I'm single

And I'm 25

Beat that

Yikes. I'll happily accept defeat.

[OzzyKP]

So you "dated" that prostitute for 5 years and not only did you never have sex, you didn't even make out with her?

I don't think you were dating her at all.

[BeBMan]

No sex, no alc, no pies, not even coffee? What the hell are you doing all day long?!?

[Solomwi]

15 minutes? Don't be ridiculous.

You'd have to do that for years to actually die from it!

Shh. You know that, and I know that, and we both know that Yul Brynner proved that long ago. But if the Pollyanna Brigade here wants to think it's 15 minutes, I'm inclined to let them miss out on life's greatest pleasures.

[ColdWizard]

Mr. Pibb is imitation Dr Pepper. Sprite is imitation 7 Up.

http://www.drpeppermuseum.com/About-Us/History-Of-Dr--Pepper.aspx

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pibb_Xtra

Yet another horrible thing to come out of Texas

[MrFun]

So you "dated" that prostitute for 5 years and not only did you never have sex, you didn't even make out with her?

I don't think you were dating her at all.

It was a wild, raunchy, platonic friendship.

[C0ckney]

my old nan used coca cola to clean her toilet (it's surprisingly effective). after seeing that as a kid, i decided that i didn't want to drink any carbonated drinks. this changed when i discovered larger, which i drink a lot of . i still don't touch carbonated soft drinks though. i don't drink coffee, just don't like the taste. i love tea, but you can't get proper milk over here, only that UHT crap or soya, so i've given that up as well.

they do have some great soft drinks though, icetea com limão is amazing and i quite like guarana. the juices though are the best by far.

[onodera]

How did my thread turn into a virgins convention?

[Al B. Sure!]

No sex, no alc, no pies, not even coffee? What the hell are you doing all day long?!?

Pushups mostly

[Dinner]

So you "dated" that prostitute for 5 years and not only did you never have sex, you didn't even make out with her?

I don't think you were dating her at all.

Seriously.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I haven't had alcohol in 11 years.

I can't remember the last time I had coffee.

I rarely drink soda, and if so, without caffeine.

I've only taken one puff off of one cigarette once.

I've never even tried any illegal drug.

And I'm single.

Live a little . Though if you were abusing alcohol, I can understand not having it.

Are you sure you aren't a Mormon?

[duke o' york]

No. The Son of God liked getting smashed and spending time with prostitutes. He went to all the biggest parties.

Albert, I guess this is where we part company. It's not that I wouldn't love or enjoy sex or being with a woman, it's that I want it to be with the right one. Sex isn't bad or evil, and neither is our body. Same with drinking. I enjoy drinking, dancing, you name it. The only thing that Christians are told to do is to use these things in a constructive fashion.

How can you drink constructively?

Obviously Jesus was The (party) Lord - The Da Vinci Code says he had babies, and it must therefore be true...

[Al B. Sure!]

Ben is clearly a godless hedonist (ie- a Catholic; not a shocker considering they use alcohol as part of their mass and they pray to saints and Mary as if they're God)

[OzzyKP]

Live a little . Though if you were abusing alcohol, I can understand not having it.

Are you sure you aren't a Mormon?

I never abused it. I got drunk a few times in high school, but only when I was certain I wasn't driving or wouldn't get in trouble. Even then I never drank to the point where I was throwing up or passing out or having a hang over.

It just doesn't really interest me. I just don't like drinking. Though, unlike some others in this thread I am decidedly not a virgin. Just... don't have any prospects at the moment.

*checks underwear* Nope, I'm not a Mormon.

I could always be Muslim though.