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  • #76
    Originally posted by Asher View Post
    People who are friends with you now are no better than people who befriended racists in the decades past.
    We're talking about David Floyd here... I mean come on. David Floyd. He's like a more subtle Maestrobto or Mike Jeszenka
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • #77
      cue David Floyd saying he's never been racist or anything and saying something about it being ironic coming from me.
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #78
        Dude, she was your shrink.
        No, but funnily enough she did try to psychoanalyze my behavior one morning after a night of sex. This was highly annoying, but the sex was some of the best of my life (she had an ass black guys would murder for, and huge fake tits, and she could **** for hours), so I put up with it.
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        • #79
          cue David Floyd saying he's never been racist or anything and saying something about it being ironic coming from me.
          No, dude, I'm racist all the time.
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          • #80
            People who are friends with you now are no better than people who befriended racists in the decades past.
            What if they are of a variety of races? Are they self-hating?
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            • #81
              she had an ass black guys would murder for
              Was she white? If so, it doesn't matter what kind of ass she has, black guys would still want her.
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                What if they are of a variety of races? Are they self-hating?
                ****ing hell your stupidity is enraging.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                • #83
                  Was she white? If so, it doesn't matter what kind of ass she has, black guys would still want her.
                  Yes, and good point.

                  For comparison purposes, think of a girl with a size 6 waist at most, but the ass (firm, not floppy) of someone double that size.
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                  • #84
                    I like horse races.
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                    • #85
                      I like turtles.
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by David Floyd View Post
                        (she had an ass black guys would murder for


                        and huge fake tits,
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                        • #87
                          Yep, here's a pic of me drinking beer. Alone. Posting on Poly. Contemplating my next target for cheap and tawdry sex.
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                          • #88
                            You've really nailed the douchebag look there.

                            Maybe grow some chest hair and have it pop out of the shirt a bit. And add a gold chain. Then you'd be the master.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #89
                              I am actually virtually hairless anywhere but my head. It's kinda weird, really.
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                              • #90
                                By weird, you mean effeminate...yeah, it is.

                                Whatever, we can't all be manly like me.
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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