Who Is Less Likely To Get Married?

[David Floyd]

We'll keep it simple, a 3 option poll only. Between Ben Kenobi and myself, who is more likely to find someone to marry them?

[David Floyd]

Also, the thread title and poll title are contradictory. Yes, I've been drinking. Can a mod fix it to make it consistent?

[Asher]

This is tough.

On one hand, you are a manchild with an obviously small penis and no redeeming traits whatsoever.

On the other hand, Ben Kenobi is Ben Kenobi.

I voted you as more likely to get married because I know some women like manchildren. Not many, but some.

[Asher]

Also, the thread title and poll title are contradictory. Yes, I've been drinking. Can a mod fix it to make it consistent?

I thought you were doing it to be clever like me. You could've played it off.

You've much to learn about the internet, young panda.

[giblets]

David Floyd has a less offensive attitude towards women.

[David Floyd]

I know I could have played it off. I am genuinely curious, though, and don't want lesser intellects (95%+) to be confused.

[David Floyd]

David Floyd has a less offensive attitude towards women.

Then I'm doing it wrong

[Japher]

Depends... Do you (DF) live in Maryland?

[David Floyd]

No. Austin, Texas. Why?

[Ecofarm]

David wins then because he can marry close relatives, thus increasing the possibilities by at least a few women.

[David Floyd]

No. That's places like Arkansas, Georgia, and Alabama.

Texas is different, especially Austin.

[rah]

DF.

While they both try to be jerks here, DF has probably pleased a woman in bed. I doubt BK ever will.

[David Floyd]

Hey, credit where it's due. I don't think BK TRIES to be a jerk.

[rah]

Not at first, but now he's way to blatant about it.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Ben would, however, attempt to please her. Floyd would view any such attempt as an act of weakness, and any pleasing would be a purely accidently incident caused while attempting to stuff in a drunken semi with his finger.