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See why it's such a hard question? I can get women, but don't generally care about them. BK care's about women, but generally can't get them.
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Doesn't Ben have to get married before the sex?Comment
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DF is way, WAY more likely to get married.Comment
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Yep, the basis for my answer.Originally posted by Ecofarm View PostIt's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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Based on the feedback thus far, I'd like to extend the following offer to Ben Kenobi:
I will allow you to hang out with me, rent free, sleeping on my couch for a month. During that time, I will take you out in Austin with me, introduce you to some people, and help you have a good time. In exchange, you promise to lose your virginity and not talk about religion, either in real life or on Apolyton.
While these conditions may seem harsh, for you, they clearly provide you with the opportunity to gain real life experience that will be of vital assistance in your goal of getting married and having kids.
I offer this out of the goodness of my heart, with the only caveat that I will absolutely blog about the experience.Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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Even if you provided a hooker, he'd have to marry her first. *sigh*It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron OComment
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LOL trust me, I wouldn't have to provide a hooker. This is Austin, Texas, which must be one of the partying/drunken hook up capitals of the world. Ben wouldn't have a problem.Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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You don't understand the personal repulsion Ben causes in people."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Have you met him? I have, and there was actually zero personal repulsion.Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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You're just not a very sharp guy."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Well, I was also drinking. I think I've made it abundantly clear that when I drink, bad decisions follow.Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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I had to vote BK because I just don't see David being dumb enough to ever get married.John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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Really though? You post this on his birthday?
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Dude, Asher posted a thread where he tricked me into calling myself gay. I laughed about it. **** 'em if they can't take a joke.Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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