Yeah, right (Tiger Woods thread)

[KrazyHorse]

***.

Coming from the guy claiming to live in the Castro District?

[Drake Tungsten]

Tiger Woods had a "Kobe Special" on his brain hours after what looks like a domestic dispute with his wife, Elin Nordegren -- this according to someone who spoke with Tiger on Friday.

During the phone conversation on Friday, Tiger told his friend, "I have to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special.'" The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a "Kobe Special" was. The reply -- "A house on a finger."

During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had "gone ghetto" on him.

http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0YHKBHOOq

[KrazyHorse]

[bumfister]

Coming from the guy claiming to live in the Castro District?

You know it is bad when even the fags call you a ***.

[KrazyHorse]

Yeah, I'm horribly offended that you called me a *** after I had just got through telling you that I'd make sweet love to Tiger Woods.

Wake the **** up, ****.

[Timexwatch]

If the cops were worth a damn they already had the hospital pull a blood sample for evidence. Given the time and the holiday, I'm skeptical that some kind of substance wasn't involved because unless she trained to be an MMA fighter, I don't see him having to peel out of his driveway so fast that he lost control of the vehicle.

But then again I'm a cynical mother****er because I had to clean up two potential DWI crashes this weekend

[SlowwHand]

He's a sports darling. Few others would have been able to conduct a "police interview" at their convenience.

[flash9286]

He's a sports darling. Few others would have been able to conduct a "police interview" at their convenience.

He doesn't have to speak with them at all if doesn't want to. All he has to show is his license, registration and proof of insurance.

From the pictures I've seen, Tiger's mistress might be hotter than his wife.

Really? Way too much plastic on the alleged mistress.

[SlowwHand]

Why don't you try what's he's done and let me know how that works out for you?

[Drake Tungsten]

What's he done? I didn't know it was illegal to get beat up by your own wife and wreck your own car in your own driveway.

[flash9286]

Why don't you try what's he's done and let me know how that works out for you?

If I lived in FL it would be exactly the same (except no one would care about my accident). Since, the accident is classified as a traffic accident he doesn't have to speak with the police, under FL law.

[SlowwHand]

I guess you're lucky. If I ran into property I'd be questioned and at least fined for it.
If you run into a fire hydrant, sign, concrete entrance to a tunnel, anything.
And they wouldn't be so kind as to allow whenever was convenient. No wonder Florida is so screwed up. Here I was, blaming illegal Cubans and Che. They just don't help an existing problem, I see now.

[SlowwHand]

TOTAL crap.

by Associated Press

Posted on November 29, 2009 at 11:08 AM

Updated today at 4:21 PM

WINDERMERE, Fla. (AP) — Tiger Woods canceled yet another meeting with state troopers but, for the first time, talked about his car crash on his Web site, saying it was his fault, that his wife acted courageously and that remaining details were private.

[DirtyMartini]

What part of "he doesn't have to speak with the police, under FL law" are you having trouble understanding?

He has nothing to gain by speaking with the police. You can't be pissed because the guy was smart enough to talk to a lawyer before talking to police.

[KrazyHorse]

at people trying to reason with Short Bus Sloww.