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    Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
    Golfer hits fire hydrant, then tree outside his house, highway patrol says

    Tiger Woods was seriously injured early Friday when he hit a fire hydrant and a tree near his Florida home, authorities said.

    The Florida Highway Patrol said the PGA star hit the fire hydrant and tree as he pulled out of his driveway in his 2009 Cadillac sport utility vehicle.

    Woods was taken to Health Central Hospital. Officials there did not have record of him as a patient, though the news release said Woods' injuries were serious.

    The highway patrol said the crash is still under investigation, and charges are pending. However, the highway patrol said the crash was not alcohol-related.

    Woods, 33, owns a home in the exclusive subdivision of Isleworth near Orlando. Orange County property records indicate his home is valued at $2.4 million.




    Tiger Woods seriously hurt in car accident

    Golf superstar Tiger Woods has been seriously injured in a car accident near Orlando, according to a report from Florida Highway Patrol.

    The report says Woods pulled out of his driveway in his 2009 black Cadillac Escalade at around 2:30 a.m. ET on Friday, struck a fire hydrant and then a tree at his neighbour's property.

    No other vehicles were involved.


    Woods, 33, was taken to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition.

    The crash remains under investigation, the report said, adding it wasn't alcohol-related and was not known whether Woods was wearing a seatbelt.


    If it wasn't alcohol related then Tiger's on something more serious than booze...
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    How does one get seriously injured pulling out of a driveway?

    But ****, in serious condition? That really sucks.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by OzzyKP View Post
      How does one get seriously injured pulling out of a driveway?
      around 2:30 a.m. ET on Friday
      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
      Stadtluft Macht Frei
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      • #4
        Should have stuck to golf carts

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        • #5
          It's going to be reported as sleepwalking.
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          • #6
            Tiger, he's the Barack Obama of Golf right?
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #7
              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
              Stadtluft Macht Frei
              Killing it is the new killing it
              Ultima Ratio Regum

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              • #8
                Tiger Woods is the Tiger Woods of driving drunk off his ass and getting away with it.
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #9
                  Apparently Tiger's been released "in good condition"
                  12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                  Stadtluft Macht Frei
                  Killing it is the new killing it
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                  • #10
                    Well, he apparently picked the wrong driver
                    With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

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                    • #11
                      The late night talk shows will have a field day with this one
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by BlackCat View Post
                        Well, he apparently picked the wrong driver
                        Does he have a really **** car, the engine of which goes "putter putter putter"?

                        Sorry, it was entirely unnecessary to try to wedge that rubbish gag into this thread.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by duke o' york View Post
                          Does he have a really **** car, the engine of which goes "putter putter putter"?

                          Sorry, it was entirely unnecessary to try to wedge that rubbish gag into this thread.

                          Well done driving the point home.
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                          • #14
                            Well, the Duke is actually flying like an Eagle.
                            With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                            Steven Weinberg

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by BlackCat View Post
                              Well, he apparently picked the wrong driver
                              Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                              When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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