Yeah, right (Tiger Woods thread)

[KrazyHorse]

I wonder what the law is on prescription meds. If Tiger said that he'd been using them for a while and had never had any problems, but then blacked out/lost his bearings would a charge of DUI stick? Most meds don't say that you can't drive; simply that you should exercise caution until you understand the effect they have on you.

[Drake Tungsten]

Apparently he was also driving without shoes, which is a crime in Florida.

TMZ now has an eyewitness account of what happened immediately following Tiger Woods' car accident.

According to a witness, Tiger had a cut on his lower lip when emergency responders and witnesses arrived. The wound was bloody.

Tiger was wearing shorts, a t-shirt and no shoes. It's illegal in Florida to drive without shoes.

Tiger was lying on the ground unconscious when EMT workers arrived. They used "pain stimulus" -- a method where pressure is applied on an unconscious person to make them alert -- but Tiger only briefly opened his eyes and then lost consciousness.

We're told EMTs asked Tiger's wife, Elin Nordegren, if Tiger was taking any medications. She went in the house and brought out two pill bottles. She said she did not know when he had last taken the meds.

Elin was extremely upset and was told twice by paramedics to stand back while they tended to her husband.

http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0YNBIOBTC

Looks like Short Bus Sloww might get his scalp after all.

[KrazyHorse]

I know a girl who got a ticket for driving without shoes. They only noticed because she was also hanging her left foot out of the window while driving.

[rah]

If he never left his property, could he even be charged with driving without shoes?

[Japher]

A fire hydrant is public property. So I'm sure they can worm their way in via that somehow.

[SpencerH]

The idea that this should take more than an instant of police or news time is ludicrous. It seems like every time I turn on the news there's been another kidnapping in FL. Surely the cops have something better to do with their time (although driving without shoes is certainly a serious crime ).

[Jon Miller]

Initially I was all in favor of throwing the book at him.

Right now, not so sure.

JM

[Drake Tungsten]

I'm still in favor of throwing the book at him, but I'm a hater.

[Jon Miller]

Mostly it just seems like a mess now.

JM

[DanS]

This is a funny story.

[Guynemer]

Seriously... why? Why would he cheat on his wife? Even if the marriage is totally loveless, he's gotta know 1) his wife will find out, and get half his ****, and 2) he can do better than some cocktail waitress golf-groupie slut. Jesus, Tiger.

[Drake Tungsten]

Why would he cheat on his wife?

You show me the hottest women in the world and I'll show you a man who's tired of ****ing her.

his wife will find out, and get half his ****

I guarantee he had a pre-nup.

he can do better than some cocktail waitress golf-groupie slut.

Who says this was the only one? Also, you're selling Rachel Uchitel short. She's not a "cocktail waitress" or "golf groupie".

[Drake Tungsten]

Visual evidence...

Wife:

Mistress:

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/11/tiger_woods_had_a_****ty_holid.php?bfm_index=2

[Guynemer]

Looks like she's had a bit of work done. Not saying I wouldn't, were I single, but that's the point: you're ****ing married, dude. Rule #1: Look, but don't touch. This **** ain't that hard.

[flash9286]

Looks like a man.