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So, how are you celebrating Jesus being nailed to the cross and dying a horrible death?
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Originally posted by Krill View PostBurgers, pizza, and Red Dwarf.
****ing awesome.
:envy: :mild indigestion:
Although I hear that if the audience reception is warm enough, they might even make some new Red Dwarfs. That would be awesome.
I'm going to be spending Easter weekend writing an academic paper for law school. If I have time, I'll do a bit of legal research for my internship as well. My roommate is hosting a party, and I've had to pack up my laptop and flee to my cousin's house in order to get my work done."lol internet" ~ AAHZ
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Well, you can always place a fake crown of thorns atop your head and nail yourself to a crucifix: http://www.theage.com.au/national/sa...0411-a348.html"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier
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Zevico, this guy is a dumbass. Why fake thorns? You're being crucified, and the worry is the crown of thorns?
Thanks. I feel better about myself.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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I'm going to think about how so many people can be so ridiculous."The DPRK is still in a state of war with the U.S. It's called a black out." - Che explaining why orbital nightime pictures of NK show few lights. Seriously.
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Originally posted by SlowwHand View PostZevico, this guy is a dumbass. Why fake thorns? You're being crucified, and the worry is the crown of thorns?
Thanks. I feel better about myself.
Seriously though, you should be more respectful. This guy just suffered 5 minutes of crucifixion for our sins. That's at least 2nd place to Jesus."You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier
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Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia View PostYou SWINE. Are you one of the lucky Limeys currently watching the Red Dwarf-Corra Street crossover?
:envy: :mild indigestion:
Although I hear that if the audience reception is warm enough, they might even make some new Red Dwarfs. That would be awesome.
I'm going to be spending Easter weekend writing an academic paper for law school. If I have time, I'll do a bit of legal research for my internship as well. My roommate is hosting a party, and I've had to pack up my laptop and flee to my cousin's house in order to get my work done.
It could have been better, but episode 2 is on tonight...so we'll seeYou just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.
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Originally posted by Cartimandua View PostFirst, there is the incredible self-sacrifice of Christ bearing the sins of mankind.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
- Justice Brett Kavanaugh
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Originally posted by Zkribbler View PostI almost wished my Born-Again neighbor a Happy Good Friday, and in mid-wish thought...Are Good Friday's supposed to be happy?? I was able to change it into a "Happy Easter" without being too noticeable.
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I almost wished my Born-Again neighbor a Happy Good Friday, and in mid-wish thought...Are Good Friday's supposed to be happy?? I was able to change it into a "Happy Easter" without being too noticeable.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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Originally posted by Elok View PostSilly Westerners, Easter isn't for another week. And I wouldn't expect you to understand, Moby.Originally posted by onodera View PostIt's not even Palm Sunday (well, Willow Sunday here) yet, and you have already killed Jesus. Jesus.
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