General purpose advice thread for all matters female.

[Lorizael]

Okay. Fine. This is my most recent picture, from some time in December. Have I cleaned up?

[MikeH]

I'd lose the feather boa.

[Az]

X hair - long hair+ receding hairline - don't know where that's going.
X glasses - metal frames, bad shape.
X cyan feather boa (?!!!!!111)

otherwise, a non-flattering pic with the lighting and all.

[Lorizael]

The boa, like the thumbs up, is not always present. We were going to Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[Az]

The boa, like the thumbs up, is not always present. We were going to Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Understandable, since you're not a pro-wrestler.

btw, so that you don't think that I am a stupid bastard, you're free to diss the way I am dressing. I'll post it soon.

[Lorizael]

Err, why would I give a **** about the way you dress?

[DaShi]

Because Az has style. Try smoking. That makes anyone look cool.

[Az]

Err, why would I give a **** about the way you dress?

you shouldn't, I just don't feel right about critiquing someone else when I don't present my own. It's sort of hypocritical.

Oh and smoking's gross, don't listen to DaShi.

[DaShi]

That's still a nice chickypoo on your arm there.

[duke o' york]

The top photo reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1E9PZQKklQ

(Sorry, I don't know how to embed youtube videos into the forum. )

[DaShi]

I would tell you but it's kind of like tying a tie for someone else.

[Az]

That's still a nice chickypoo on your arm there.

She's actually the girlfriend of a very very good friend of mine. They've been together for ages.

[KrazyHorse]

So...are you hitting it?

[KrazyHorse]

By the way, you are a scary looking mother****er.

[Az]

So...are you hitting it?

No way, dude:

1)don't even think about her that way - she's one of the guys.
2)He's my best friend since junior high. I still have some moral backbone!
3)Thanks, man.