General purpose advice thread for all matters female.

[Theben]

Actually your pic isn't too bad, but it says to me you're looking for the hippie chick kind of gal.

[Az]

Noone said he's ugly - coz he's not.

actually, he's quite a cutie.

(no homo)

[Theben]

Bi?

[Theben]

And does asking that make me bi-curious?

[Az]

no and yes.

[Lorizael]

If the advice your close friends are giving you is different than what multiple people - most of whom consistently disagree with each other on every other subject imaginable - here are giving you, then yes, their advice is in fact less accurate than ours.

The advice I receive from my friends is not substantially different than what I get on here. But it is, uh, slightly more nuanced.

[Bosh]

He needs to get shot down though. Not making a move and proving it one way or the other is now pathetic dudes delude themselves into believing that that chick just might be into them making them torture themselves by hanging around the chick with a perpetually unfullfilled expectation that one day it will happen.

This, this, a thousand times this.

Been there, done that

[Zevico]

You go, girlfriend!

[MikeH]

Agree with shave, haircut, new glasses advice.

[Lorizael]

This, this, a thousand times this.

Been there, done that

Oh. I probably should have pointed out that I totally agree with Patroklos, too. I definitely need to get shot down more.

[MOBIUS]

Seriously dude, ignore everyone's good (mostly) advice - that way you can continue being the douchbag loser I already imagine you are, safe in the knowledge that I can also now mock your total lack of testicles at opportune times in the future.

[/Reverse psychology MOBIUS stylee]

[Lorizael]

MOBIUS, Rorschach was scary, not annoying.

[MOBIUS]

Either way, you're stuck with me...

[Az]

man I was so close to posting while nailing a chick in the ass.

[Alinestra Covelia]

[/Reverse psychology MOBIUS stylee]

Hey, MOBIUS, you don't wanna use reverse psychology here. I mean, you CAN if you want to. I mean, only if you reeeeeally want to. But I wouldn't. But go ahead and do it, if it'll make you feel better. Hell, it might even work. I can't say for sure. I just wouldn't do it myself, but then again maybe you can make it work. I'd say don't do it, unless you're sure. I'd never be sure, but you might be.


^ How was that? 7/10? 6/10?