General purpose advice thread for all matters female.

[Kidlicious]

Whatever you have to tell yourself.

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[Az]

Yeah. No.

Yeah.

[Lorizael]

lol. No. I'm much more inclined to believe that it's my total inability to locate my testicles that prevents me from getting women, and not my physical appearance. I'm pretty average looking, and I've known a fair number of people that could be classified as downright ugly that had no trouble acquiring sexual partners.

[KrazyHorse]

SRSLY, get a haircut and lose the glasses. You will be surprised.

[Kidlicious]

You have to either look good or have balls - FACT!

[KrazyHorse]

If you think random women EVER come up to me and try to hop on my junk when I'm wearing glasses, no haircut or shave and crappy clothes then you are sadly mistaken.

It's too late for this one. She's already seen slob you. You need to **** them BEFORE you do that.

[Lorizael]

Actually, KH, I'd never given much thought to when women decide to hop on your junk.

[Kidlicious]

If you think random women EVER come up to me and try to hop on my junk when I'm wearing glasses, no haircut or shave and crappy clothes then you are sadly mistaken.

I doubt if anyone thinks they ever do that princess.

[KrazyHorse]

Actually, KH, I'd never given much thought to when women decide to hop on your junk.

Then you should have. Learn by example.

[Az]

*posts thread asking for advice*
*gets sold advice from multiple people*
*ignores said advice*

[Lorizael]

Again, I have conflicting evidence. For example, I'm so pathetic that the ex-bestfriend I lusted after for so many years once had a boyfriend who came in at well over 300 lbs, was somewhere around 5'6", and rarely wore clothing without at least a couple holes in it. What did he have that I didn't? It sure as **** wasn't looks. My ex-bestfriend was a fairly attractive lady, but not the most attractive woman her fatass boyfriend ever ****ed. He had and still has a nearly constantly supply of women. Physical appearance ain't the reason I'm not getting women.

[Az]

"My grandfather died at 87 and smoked a pack a day - smoking isn't the worst thing I am doing to my health!"

[Theben]

****, are you spying on me?

Considering you prefaced this with "will i bang this chick?" followed by lame excuses for not doing so, it's not hard to see.

Oh and btw, sex attraction isn't just about body parts. A close match in intelligence is a requirement. You don't bang the dumb girl b/c (surprise!) you're not attracted to her lack of intelligence.

Finally I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of guys here weren't in your shoes when they were younger. They, like me, got over it. Which is another reason why we know what you're going thru.

Your turn to change.

[Lorizael]

Oh and btw, sex attraction isn't just about body parts. A close match in intelligence is a requirement. You don't bang the dumb girl b/c (surprise!) you're not attracted to her lack of intelligence.

What a fascinating concept! I wonder if I was inexplicably hotter and better dressed when I dated my last two girlfriends, or if I was somehow just as intelligent as I am now.

[KrazyHorse]

Oh, Lori. Stop getting defensive.