General purpose advice thread for all matters female.

[Kidlicious]

And yeah, I know, you're all going to say I missed my chance and she's letting me down nicely and there are other fish and yadda yadda yadda.

I'm sure someone will call you chicken **** as well. WTF?!

[Lorizael]

Look, if you want to **** her then your response should be honest: "I'm not looking for a non-sexual relationship right now".

Just because I want to **** her doesn't mean I might not also want a non-sexual relationship. Regardless of whether or not I ever bang this chick, I want to know her and be friends with her. She's incredibly interesting and smart and all those other positive adjectives.

[KrazyHorse]

Yeah, or you think that because you want to get your dick wet.

[Lorizael]

No, I'm way too much of an elitist snob to want to **** a dumb chick.

[duke o' york]

Just because I want to **** her doesn't mean I might not also want a non-sexual relationship. Regardless of whether or not I ever bang this chick, I want to know her and be friends with her. She's incredibly interesting and smart and all those other positive adjectives.

Like hot?
Anyway, what's with all the conflicting negatives in the first sentence? Using the traditional method of striking out two at a time we can get the truth:

"Just because I want to **** her doesn't mean I might also want a sexual relationship"

[Az]

Just because I want to **** her doesn't mean I might not also want a non-sexual relationship. Regardless of whether or not I ever bang this chick, I want to know her and be friends with her. She's incredibly interesting and smart and all those other positive adjectives.

^^^^Sad post^^^^



I want to know her as a person when I take her from behind in the kitchen, and make her scream my name....

[Kidlicious]

Just because I want to **** her doesn't mean I might not also want a non-sexual relationship. Regardless of whether or not I ever bang this chick, I want to know her and be friends with her. She's incredibly interesting and smart and all those other positive adjectives.

That sounds like bull**** to me. It sounds like you are trying to make her think you really like her, but in fact you just want that *****, and so you just tell yourself that you're being real.

[Az]

posted that on last page, brosef. Classic Nice Guy douchery.

[Lorizael]

posted that on last page, brosef. Classic Nice Guy douchery.

I think in order to be a douchebag, you have to display asinine behavior that negatively affects other people. My stupidity only affects me, so in my opinion I'm just a pathetic loser rather than a douchebag.

[Az]

Or so you think. My unbased hunch is that she knows. And if she knows, your hypocricy about your intentions is ruining something.

But I am not the one to preach, after all, as you've seen, I am scum myself.

[Lorizael]

Hypocrisy about my intentions?

[Az]

acting kind and friendly while really wanting to **** her and not be upfront about it ( in a sexy playful way) is hypocritical, from the kind of hypocrisy that shines through.

[Lorizael]

****, are you spying on me?

[Az]

I don't know if that was you being sarcastic, but I've seen it happen to many times.

[David Floyd]

From conversations we've had, I think she'd be okay with that.

Just clearly not if you were the one coming in her hair, though. Right?

I'm going back to what I originally said:

Gotta be honest, Lorizael, but here it is.

What's probably gonna happen is that, in a few weeks, or a month, you're going to find out that this girl slept with someone. Odds are, she'll write it off as a "mistake", or "she was drunk", or whatever.

Women who say that they don't want a relationship right now because they just got out of one, are basically saying "No".

That "No" doesn't mean that you can't - or more likely, couldn't have - slept with her. It just means that she isn't looking for what she assumes you are looking for. She thinks you're a nice guy, but she doesn't want to date you. She might have ****ed you, but you messed that up, even though you didn't necessarily do anything wrong. You didn't know her situation, but that isn't the point. Instead, someone who didn't know her situation, but who clearly (to her) just wanted to **** her, is going to be the one to get ****ed.

Fair? No. But that's often how it goes.

Trust me. This is coming. Soon.

You should have grown a pair and at least kissed her last night. That would have called her out and let you find out if she was full of **** or not. If she wasn't full of ****, and you initiated that, you wouldn't have slept on the couch.

If she was, as is likely, full of ****, at least you would have known to stop wasting your time.