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  • You actually have no idea what advice my friends gave me, but you can continue to be as wrong as ever.
    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • *does a little dance*

      Awesome, brah!
      urgh.NSFW

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      • Good for you.
        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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        • Originally posted by Kuciwalker View Post
          He should have done like the owl in the tootsie roll pop commercials.
          How many licks does it take to get to the center of a hot chick?
          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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          • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
            You actually have no idea what advice my friends gave me, but you can continue to be as wrong as ever.
            Actually, you pretty much told us - they were one of the reasons you resisted our advice for so long...
            Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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            • Originally posted by Theben View Post
              How many licks does it take to get to the center of a hot chick?
              three, if you do it right.
              I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
              [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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              • Originally posted by MOBIUS View Post
                Actually, you pretty much told us - they were one of the reasons you resisted our advice for so long...
                No, I didn't say that. You're inferring that because you're wrong about virtually everything.
                Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                • Nor did I suddenly decide to take Apolyton's advice. My plan never involved waiting around for us to suddenly become sexually involved with each other. Seriously, MOBIUS, you're just an idiot.
                  Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • Plans.

                    "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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                    • Glad you took the advice I never got around to giving!



                      -=Vel=-
                      The list of published books grows. If you're curious to see what sort of stories I weave out, head to Amazon.com and do an author search for "Christopher Hartpence." Help support Candle'Bre, a game created by gamers FOR gamers. All proceeds from my published works go directly to the project.

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                      • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                        Nor did I suddenly decide to take Apolyton's advice. My plan never involved waiting around for us to suddenly become sexually involved with each other. Seriously, MOBIUS, you're just an idiot.
                        Whatever. The proof is here to see in this thread, despite your protestations and resorting to name calling...

                        Hey, I'm glad you got your leg over - if you can do it - there's hope for everyone...
                        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                        • Originally posted by MOBIUS View Post
                          Whatever. The proof is here to see in this thread, despite your protestations and resorting to name calling...
                          Not really. The advice I got from my friends mostly consisted of things along the lines of, "be spontaneous, spend time with her, don't think too much." You'll notice that, as I pointed out earlier, this advice isn't altogether different from the advice I got on here.

                          But I'm done arguing about this. And I'm done whining. I probably won't post anymore in this thread unless I get baited by another poster I let get on my nerves.
                          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • If your friends' advice was to not think too much, then this thread alone is proof that you didn't follow their advice. So well done on that front! Or, at the very least, well done on the thinking not getting in the way of bagging the girl

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                            • hey hey, time to salvage thread! I post question:

                              I rarely find women that I can talk to. This has been bugging me for quite some time, and prevented me from having a relationship. They're usually not talking but droning about boring ****. Where can I find women that I will find compelling in terms of the stuff they like and who I will also find interesting to talk to. I am somewhat of a party guy - but an intriguing smart party girl who also looks hot is rare as FFFFUUUUCK.

                              halp|!!
                              urgh.NSFW

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                              • Dude, I don't think Ali lives anywhere near you...

                                -=Vel=-

                                The list of published books grows. If you're curious to see what sort of stories I weave out, head to Amazon.com and do an author search for "Christopher Hartpence." Help support Candle'Bre, a game created by gamers FOR gamers. All proceeds from my published works go directly to the project.

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