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  • #16
    I <-> my dad
    My dad <-> Bob Dole
    Bob Dole <-> President Bush
    President Bush <-> Happy Putin

    4

    Hm, I should go into my dad's office so I can shake hands with Bob Dole and bring that down the 3...

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    • #17
      Originally posted by LordShiva
      Me -> Happy Putin

      This is a lie, BTW

      In truth, Me -> teh Dalai Lama -> Happy Putin.

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      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      • #18
        I <-> My Dad
        My Dad <-> Dick Cheney
        Dick Cheney <-> Happy Putin
        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Asher
          I <-> My Dad
          My Dad <-> Dick Cheney
          Dick Cheney <-> Happy Putin
          Liar.
          No decent man would shake hands with Cheney.
          Graffiti in a public toilet
          Do not require skill or wit
          Among the **** we all are poets
          Among the poets we are ****.

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          • #20
            Me -> Ian Gregson (Green party Candidate, Kingsway)

            Ian Gregson -> David Emerson

            David Emerson -> Prime Minister Harper

            Harper -> Happy Putin
            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Apocalypse
              Me -> George W Bush
              George W Bush -> Happy Putin

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              • #22
                Me -> Aunt -> NSA Director -> US Prez -> Boris Yeltsin -> Putin
                Unbelievable!

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                • #23
                  Me -> Bill Clinton
                  Bill Clinton -> Happy Putin

                  or

                  me -> Hillary Clinton
                  Hillary Clinton -> Happy Putin



                  * I wonder if Eric Estrada has ever shook the hand of Happy Putin


                  Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by onodera

                    Liar.
                    No decent man would shake hands with Cheney.
                    It was well before he became VP...
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #25
                      Re: Re: Re: How many handshakes away are you from Happy Putin?

                      Originally posted by onodera

                      I'm not one.
                      My grand uncle was one, though, until he retired and my dad would be one if he hadn't left the border guards before they were absorbed into the FSB.
                      I was offered an internship in the SVR when I was a student, but I declined the offer. The salary was nice, but the "business trips" would be the only way to go abroad if I joined.
                      usually chekist applies to internal-security organs rather than SVR members.

                      how's the "drugs and customs" business doing against FSB

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                      • #26
                        No handshakes but I did give him a hand-job.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                          I <-> my dad
                          My dad <-> Bob Dole
                          Bob Dole <-> Bob Dole
                          Bob Dole <-> President Bush
                          President Bush <-> Happy Putin

                          4

                          Hm, I should go into my dad's office so I can shake hands with Bob Dole and bring that down the 3...
                          Fixed; you were off by one. Bob Dole refers to himself in the third person, he shakes hands with himself in the third person too.
                          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
                            Me -> Ian Gregson (Green party Candidate, Kingsway)

                            Ian Gregson -> David Emerson

                            David Emerson -> Prime Minister Harper

                            Harper -> Happy Putin
                            I've shook hands with a number of Habs. I'm sure Harper has shook hands with a few of these Habs players.

                            Under that assumption, i'd be 3 steps away, I guess.
                            Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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                            • #29
                              Did you not wash your hands for days after you shook their hands (Habs players)?
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #30
                                Me>Bubbles LeJoy, Bubbles LeJoy>Happy Putin

                                Don't know about the handshake part though.
                                Long time member @ Apolyton
                                Civilization player since the dawn of time

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