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  • #1

    How many handshakes away are you from Happy Putin?

    The Happy Putin distance for me is 4:
    I<->my dad
    my dad<->his boss
    his boss<->Mr. Cherkesov, the head of the drug control agency
    Mr. Cherkesov<->Happy Putin.

    Can you do better?
    Graffiti in a public toilet
    Do not require skill or wit
    Among the **** we all are poets
    Among the poets we are ****.
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  • #2
    I<->my uncle
    My uncle<->Croatian president
    Croatian President<->Happy Putin

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    • #3
      I -> Relative.
      Relative -> Influential local politician.
      Influential local politician -> A government minister.
      A government minister -> The Israeli Prime Minister.
      The Israeli Prime Minister -> Happy Putin.

      5.
      "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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      • #4
        I can match VetLegion:

        Me -> CEO or Chief Economist of my former company (take your pick, both work)
        CEO or Chief Economist -> Canadian PM
        Canadian PM -> Happy Putin
        "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
        "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
        "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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        • #5
          Me -> George W Bush
          George W Bush -> Happy Putin
          "Yay Apoc!!!!!!!" - bipolarbear
          "At least there were some thoughts went into Apocalypse." - Urban Ranger
          "Apocalype was a great game." - DrSpike
          "In Apoc, I had one soldier who lasted through the entire game... was pretty cool. I like apoc for that reason, the soldiers are a bit more 'personal'." - General Ludd

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          • #6
            Me -> Tony Snow (former White House Press Secretary)
            Tony Snow -> Happy Putin
            "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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            • #7
              Re: How many handshakes away are you from Happy Putin?

              Originally posted by onodera
              The Happy Putin distance for me is 4:
              I<->my dad
              my dad<->his boss
              his boss<->Mr. Cherkesov, the head of the drug control agency
              Mr. Cherkesov<->Happy Putin.

              Can you do better?
              Yikes!
              How does it feel to be a chekist?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Apocalypse
                Me -> George W Bush
                George W Bush -> Happy Putin
                "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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                • #9
                  I - My uncle

                  my uncle - the major of Buenos Aires

                  The major of Buenos Aires - The president of Argentina

                  The president of Argentina - George W Bush

                  George W Bush - Putin


                  5 handshakes away
                  I need a foot massage

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                  • #10
                    Me -> Rector of the University of Helsinki -> President of Finland -> M. Poutine

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                    • #11
                      Me -> Happy Putin

                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • #12
                        Re: Re: How many handshakes away are you from Happy Putin?

                        Originally posted by Sirotnikov

                        Yikes!
                        How does it feel to be a chekist?
                        I'm not one.
                        My grand uncle was one, though, until he retired and my dad would be one if he hadn't left the border guards before they were absorbed into the FSB.
                        I was offered an internship in the SVR when I was a student, but I declined the offer. The salary was nice, but the "business trips" would be the only way to go abroad if I joined.
                        Graffiti in a public toilet
                        Do not require skill or wit
                        Among the **** we all are poets
                        Among the poets we are ****.

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                        • #13
                          Anyone who brings a larger distance between himself and HappyPutin wins
                          Blah

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                          • #14
                            Happy Putin thread!
                            Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                            The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                            The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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                            • #15
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                              Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
                              The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
                              The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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