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  • #31
    Originally posted by Asher
    Did you not wash your hands for days after you shook their hands (Habs players)?
    I'm a Quebecer, what does "wash" mean?
    Resident Filipina Lady Boy Expert.

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    • #32
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #33
        Re: Re: Re: Re: How many handshakes away are you from Happy Putin?

        Originally posted by Sirotnikov

        usually chekist applies to internal-security organs rather than SVR members.

        how's the "drugs and customs" business doing against FSB
        Bad FSB should do more drugs.
        Graffiti in a public toilet
        Do not require skill or wit
        Among the **** we all are poets
        Among the poets we are ****.

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        • #34
          Originally posted by DRoseDARs
          Fixed; you were off by one. Bob Dole refers to himself in the third person, he shakes hands with himself in the third person too.
          Just because an edge exists in the graph doesn't mean I have to take it

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          • #35
            Me --> our president --> Happy Putin
            Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
            Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
            Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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            • #36
              Me->government minister->Israeli PM->Putin
              urgh.NSFW

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Saras
                Me --> our president --> Happy Putin
                Wrong. Putin will never shake hands with your president.
                Freedom is just unawareness of being manipulated.

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                • #38
                  Perhaps there was polonium on his hands but alas Lithuanians are resistant

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                  • #39
                    Me -> My Grandfather -> The Queen -> Happy Putin
                    Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                    -Richard Dawkins

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Kontiki
                      Me -> CEO or Chief Economist of my former company (take your pick, both work)
                      CEO or Chief Economist -> Canadian PM
                      Canadian PM -> Happy Putin
                      i can match that
                      Me -> Member of Parliament (client)
                      MP -> Greek PM
                      Greek PM -> Happy Putin

                      btw we continue to be #1 on "Happy Puttin"
                      Co-Founder, Apolyton Civilization Site
                      Co-Owner/Webmaster, Top40-Charts.com | CTO, Apogee Information Systems
                      giannopoulos.info: my non-mobile non-photo news & articles blog

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                      • #41
                        some news sites are trying to steal our thunder!
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                        Co-Owner/Webmaster, Top40-Charts.com | CTO, Apogee Information Systems
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                        • #42


                          At least we're still #1 for "Happy Putin" (i.e. with teh quotes): http://www.google.com/search?source=...le+Search&aq=f
                          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                          • #43
                            I and my family was in Thailand a few years ago, on vacation payed by a glossy paper. We stayed in a 200 square meter or something hotel suite and was asked to move out and into two smaller suites, as Putin wanted the suite we lived in.

                            I guess that makes my handshakes into something like this:

                            I <-> hotel manager
                            Hotel manager <-> Putin
                            Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                            I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
                            Also active on WePlayCiv.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Starchild
                              Me -> My Grandfather -> The Queen -> Happy Putin
                              Ooo, I've got this one too. Nice work.
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                              • #45
                                Me --> Saras --> his prez --> Happy Putin
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