Why if you are married do ya want to go to a nudie bar

[MRT144]

i wouldnt want to go to strip club because my chances of getting laid without paying anything actually decreases

[Elok]

Originally posted by MRT144
i wouldnt want to go to strip club because my chances of getting laid without paying anything actually decreases

Not if you pay this distinctly oily-looking man some money:

http://www.topless-secret.com/

NOTE TO MODS: It's not a porn site, despite the name. It offends against good taste only in the form of unmitigated sleaziness. Thanks to SomethingAwful for the link!

[MRT144]

2 drink min still means im paying more than i should

[Drake Tungsten]

As MRT's post suggest, the real question we should be asking is why a single man with any game whatsoever would want to go to a strip club...

[Elok]

Originally posted by MRT144
2 drink min still means im paying more than i should

But you'll be having sex with beautiful exotic dancers who are carrying lots of hot, hot emotional baggage and a good sixteen pounds of silicone. It's like having sex with a big sweat-dripping bag of failed dreams and desperation!

[Wittlich]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
As MRT's post suggest, the real question we should be asking is why a single man with any game whatsoever would want to go to a strip club...

Well stated Drake.

[MRT144]

i will mention that i will be going to a strip club for my 23rd birthday but mostly as a favor to my friend jon who loves the club and also cause im not paying (jon is) and ive never been to one.

[Odin]

Originally posted by Aeson
I have never been to a bachelor party or any other gathering involving strippers. I find modesty, charm, and a personal connection much more appealing than showing skin.

It's not that I'm a prude, far from it. I think people should be true to their desires. The whole "look but don't touch" seems ridiculous and counter-intuitive to me. If you want something, do it in a way that matters, and don't tie yourself down to something you don't really want.

Our culture is so thoroughly screwed up in this regard. Marriage is assumed to be something everyone does... and yet we idolize those who have the greatest sexual freedom. I feel sorry for everyone who is being lead around by the grip popular culture has on their genitals and/or tradition's grip on their ring finger.

QFT.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie


How do you know?

well pretty much cause when im at work so is he and when i come home so does he, and on weekends when we arent working hes with me and when im out of town on assignment hes on the computer with me so that pretty much takes up most of his time except when im asleep and he is usually asleep next to me . I dont ask him to do this he just does , he can go out if he wants, no burr up my butt if he does. he just choses to stay home

[Bkeela]

I thought the answer was obvious: once married, the legs of a woman seal tighter than the lips of a vice.

All my married male friends are reduced to downloading porn and ****ing just like me.

[monolith94]

Originally posted by Aeson

I feel that sex is a rather insignificant part of a loving relationship

Not in my universe.

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Bkeela
I thought the answer was obvious: once married, the legs of a woman seal tighter than the lips of a vice.

All my married male friends are reduced to downloading porn and ****ing just like me.

this is why men go to nudie bars.

even if you dont experience these problems with marriage you cant deny there is a market for people who do.

[ajbera]

I still have great sex with the wife and download porn and engage in self-abuse. And the wife doesn't mind the porn, or the self-abuse, or when I check out other women (because she has her own porn, and her own "me-time", and she checks out men and women.) Best of both worlds!

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by notyoueither
Mrs. T seems to be of the opinion that it doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home.

I don't think this is uncommon.

Blech.

Don't like that attitude.

[Jon Miller]

I agree, I wouldn't like my girlfreind (if I were to have one) wanting to have sex with other guys. On the otherhand I don't think there is anything wrong with noting that someone looks good.

JM