Why if you are married do ya want to go to a nudie bar

[Aeson]

Originally posted by notyoueither
What about people who have marriages where... exploring other lands... is acceptable?

That's fine in my book as long as all parties are aware that that's the arrangement. Including the ones being "explored". I have very little respect for those who lie or are intentionaly misleading about their situation to get action.

Though, in that case I don't see much point in the marriage either.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

ok does anyone else agree that one can be married and look but not touch? Id liek to think my hubby dont look but imnot gonna lie to my self. If he does look what can i do? The back side is if he touches then hes is, as ming says toast!!!!!

[Flip McWho]

If you're asking him to not look you're basically asking him to lie to you when you ask.

No touching though is the thing. Unless you wanna have open relationships but I agree with Aeson, everyone should be aware of the arrangement.

[Jon Miller]

And it generally doesn't work.

JM

[Mrs. Tuberski]

i said id liek to think he doesnt look... I know he does, its only natural, i must say i dont get mad if he does and we work it out as a couple afterwords. As long as he dont touch what he is looking at we are good

[Drake Tungsten]

What about people who have marriages where... exploring other lands... is acceptable?

It's a good way to end up divorced.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

That's why you should always take your wife with you to the nudie bar.

Girl-on-girl lap dances

[Jon Miller]

Yeah, she might even go home with the stripper

JM

[Dis]

unless your wife looks like a stripper...

I wouldn't, but that's because I don't go to nudie bars anymore. The women are all *****es. Why am I paying a woman to **** tease me? But I admit, the main reason I don't go is because I had a bad experience last time with a woman trying to rip me off. They need to say their prices up front.

Anyways I hear that the judges and all that have clarified the laws in Vegas. Now even in Las Vegas lap dancing is going to be illegal. So a big for me.

We used to be pretty lenient. Especially within city limits (Cheetahs was my favourite). This one Asian girl could get me off with lap dances alone. Kind of messy, but worth it imho. So at least I got a little more than a **** tease.

I'd rather go to a bordello myself. Though if I was married, I probably wouldn't. Unless the wife wasn't putting out.

[Terra Nullius]

Re: Why if you are married do ya want to go to a nudie bar

Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Why if you are married do ya want to go to a nudie bar?

Ummm, because having lots of strange men stare at their titties gives them a sense of power and helps them forget their own deeply-entrenched self-hate?

Why would a married guy want to go to a nudie bar?

Oh.

My mistake. Carry on.

[Chemical Ollie]

Duh...

Why do dogs go down on themselves?

Because they can

[Terra Nullius]

Originally posted by Flip McWho
If you're asking him to not look you're basically asking him to lie to you when you ask.

Smells like BS to me.

If someone leaves out uncovered meat and the cat comes and eats it ...

At a guess, I'd say we have some sort of visual recognition system that automatically picks out a boobie in the crowd. But that doesn't make it OK to sit and stare.

Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
If he does look what can i do?

I have a nice rope trick or two that I could show you.

[alva]

Originally posted by notyoueither
Mrs. T seems to be of the opinion that it doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home.

I don't think this is uncommon.

It's not because you're on a diet, you can't have a look at the menu.

[Elok]

I always found strip clubs to be eerily...homoerotic. I've never been to one, but when I was a teenager I knew guys who liked to pass around skin mags, etc. The circle-jerkiness was palpable. It was like a feeding frenzy without food, they were getting more aroused off of each others' arousal. Eww.

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Dis
This one Asian girl could get me off with lap dances alone. Kind of messy, but worth it imho. So at least I got a little more than a **** tease.

Dis, why do you volunteer info like this? Really?