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    Why if you are married do ya want to go to a nudie bar

    This is one thing I've never understood.

    Why would a married guy want to go to a nudie bar? A friend said it's because their single buds want to go, but is that the real reason?
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    I don't...
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    • #3
      The only reasons to go are pool and overall good music.
      The drinks are over-priced and the girls aggravate the situation.

      Married or not, a bad deal.
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      • #4
        Because you want to see titties you've never seen before. Duh...
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        • #5
          are you that naive or or ignorant of the reason men go to these places? a wife is not nor is a stripper a wife (at least not yours).

          if you believe that your wife prvides everything that you could want or fantasize about, but people endulge their lust and desires in many ways. and the wife isnt always the person that does
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
            Because you want to see titties you've never seen before. Duh...
            Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I'll show you some guy who's tired of ****ing her.
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            • #7
              Your wife can be a stripper. I mean, you know. For you.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I'll show you some guy who's tired of ****ing her.
                I hope to test that theory someday...
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                • #9
                  if you believe that your wife prvides everything that you could want or fantasize about
                  I guess for me it would be hard to look at another gal nude when I know I could be with my wife at home.
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                  • #10
                    You'll understand when you've been with someone for more than ~6 months...
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                      You'll understand when you've been with someone
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                      • #12
                        I'm single and I don't want to go to a nudie bar. They're just kind of... dumb.
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                        • #13
                          Dunno.

                          I suppose if you mean been with them 6 months and got to do stuff, then yes.
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                          • #14
                            I suppose if you mean been with them 6 months and got to do stuff, then yes.


                            "Been with" in the biblical sense. You have read the Bible, correct?
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                              You'll understand when you've been with someone for more than ~6 months...
                              It's nice to see people being idealistic.
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