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  • #61


    40 O-Z, Malt Liquor

    Get you drunker faster than PH on a Saturday morning.
    Monkey!!!

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    • #62
      MICKEY'S!!!!
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      • #63
        Well I believe Ben Kenobi makes me look like a tall gangly freak from what I recall...
        Well, considering that I had a rather 'generous' estimate of my own height at 5'7'' you would probably be right.

        I'm only 5'5''.
        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
        "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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        • #64
          mickeys is not olde english, which is the best 40 ever. the flavor to alcohol % value is much better than any other.
          "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
          'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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          • #65
            Originally posted by flash9286
            I seem to be unable to put weight on.
            Me neither. It is awful... I look like a skeleton

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            • #66
              after going to the DMV yesterday, I realize I'm not so bad. . Why are there so many ugly people at the DMV? I did not see one good looking person. I think maybe there's a special DMV good looking people go to. As Seinfeld said, it's like a leper colony down there.

              Actually there was one chick who wasn't too bad looking, though she was flat chested. And the guys were disgusting. Who goes out in public wearing sweat pants?

              going to the DMV has been a great boost to my self esteem. . I should go more often.

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              • #67
                DMV?
                Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                • #68
                  department of motor vehicles. its where you get your liscense and register your car.
                  "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                  'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                  • #69
                    What kind of measure of volume is the oz anyway?

                    Metric The only reason I would rather have pints over half-litres is because they are bigger
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
                      I'm only 5'5''.
                      Welcome to the club.
                      "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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                      • #71
                        Well the club certainly wouldn't be a driver - you'd both be too short to wield one
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #72
                          I've got a benign tumour the size of a golfball in the bone of my upper right arm. My right knee has knackered cartilage, and I've got grey hair. Apart from that, I'm lovely.
                          The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                          • #73
                            Now there's a point, I have a sebacious cyst of similar dimensions on my left shoulder...I've been considering getting it removed because it is rather unsightly...but let's be honest, no one ever looks at it...
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #74
                              Actually, I've got a hydrocele that's nearly the size of a baseball.
                              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                              • #75
                                I used to be fat, thankfully that hyas changed.

                                My issue remains that I am a member of the Robin Williams hair club for men - ie., too much body hair.
                                If you don't like reality, change it! me
                                "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                                "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                                "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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