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    Fellow Polytubbies! What are you physical imperfections?

    Let's face facts, people. We all have things we would change about our appearance. We can't all be Ted Striker.

    So what are your physical imperfections?



    EDIT: My physical imperfection being, of course, the occasional inability to strike the "r" key hard enough when typing your.
    117
    Too fat
    16.24%
    19
    Too skinny
    5.98%
    7
    Neither fat nor skinny, but my muscles have all the tone of a Yoko Ono album
    9.40%
    11
    My nose is comparable to a baked potato with a large fungal growth
    4.27%
    5
    Extra nipples
    0.85%
    1
    No nipples
    0.00%
    0
    Hairy as a bastard
    12.82%
    15
    Hairless as Paris Hilton's nethers
    3.42%
    4
    My tongue has its own mouth
    0.85%
    1
    Same as the last one, but it's not my tongue
    0.85%
    1
    Hook for a hand
    0.00%
    0
    Hook for a leg
    0.85%
    1
    Hook for... something else
    0.00%
    0
    I have a spectacular pair of breasts, and sadly, a Y chromosome
    7.69%
    9
    The horror! I look just like Ming!
    1.71%
    2
    The humanity! I look just like Rah!
    2.56%
    3
    Conjoined fetus attached to my head
    3.42%
    4
    Unibrow
    6.84%
    8
    Multibrow
    0.00%
    0
    I'm a Ginger
    1.71%
    2
    Some other freakish mutation not listed above
    7.69%
    9
    You know the old cliche, "Is that a banana in your pocket...?" Yes. Sadly, yes.
    12.82%
    15
    Last edited by Guynemer; April 27, 2006, 16:09.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
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  • #2
    Somewhat overweight (I'm the fat skinny guy), no muscle, big nose, glasses, short...

    -Arrian
    grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

    The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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    • #3
      I have an unusually large penis...
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        Yes, of course, I meant to have a "glasses thick enough to qualify as body armor" option.
        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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        • #5
          Actually, I'm Arrian without glasses (GEEK!)
          Monkey!!!

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          • #6
            That about sums it up.

            -Arrian
            grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

            The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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            • #7
              I'm just too good looking. I'd make everyone else feel so bad about themselves, they wouldn't buy whatever product I was selling.
              "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
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              • #8
                I can bend my second joint of my right hand thumb the wrong way.
                With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                Steven Weinberg

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                • #9
                  my mom says it's stress that gives me a pot belly

                  I say it's beer
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #10
                    Beer and the associated food groups (pizza, chips, fries, peanuts...)

                    -Arrian
                    grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                    The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                    • #11
                      Logic would dictate that you get a pot belly from pot.


                      Me, I'm stronger than I look, which is a blessing, considering I look like I've got just barely enough muscle to stand upright.
                      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                      It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
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                      • #12
                        i gave up chips and am trying to eat more home cooked meals... It's easier now with the baby, as it's more of a pain to go out then to stay home. I wasn't really bad until I quit smoking and gained 40 pounds.
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #13
                          Kudos on quitting (I've done the same, though it had zero impact on my weight).

                          Tackling my eating habits and lack of exercise will be the next big lifestyle change.

                          -Arrian
                          grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                          The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Fellow Polytubbies! What are your physical imperfections?

                            Originally posted by Guynemer
                            Let's face facts, people. We all have things we would change about our appearance. We can't all be Ted Striker.

                            So what are your physical imperfections?



                            EDIT: My physical imperfection being, of course, the occasional inability to strike the "r" key hard enough when typing your.
                            Moderate myopia (-4.75 prescription) and a proclivity for sunburning.

                            Everything else is pretty good. Low body fat, good muscle tone, good cardiovascular fitness.
                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • #15
                              Oh, and I also have one eye coloured blue and another coloured half green and half brown. But I like that. Makes me look a little bit crazy.
                              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                              Stadtluft Macht Frei
                              Killing it is the new killing it
                              Ultima Ratio Regum

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