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I have an ungraceful pose, I guess my body parts are not complementary and don't fit eachother's size 
but say, isn't this a cause for a picture thread?
but say, isn't this a cause for a picture thread?
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"An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
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I could stand to gain a 5-10 pounds, but other than that, nothing to complain about.Comment
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So long as it filled with pics of the chicks we would get with if we looked the way we wished we did.isn't this a cause for a picture thread?Comment
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I'll check off the thick glasses option, the short option, and the nonexistent deaf option, but other then that, I'm in good health.
Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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A heroin addictOriginally posted by Japher
the skinny guy is... i have no idea<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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While it doesn't really show, I suppose it's a physical imperfection; I lack a 2nd molar in my lower left jaw.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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I am fat
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I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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I've been told that I look like a gypsy.
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Would you object if we henceforth call you Esmeralda?Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Originally posted by Last Conformist
Would you object if we henceforth call you Esmeralda?
Whatever tickles your erogenous zones!
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Are you actually the Son of David Essex?Originally posted by Son of David
I've been told that I look like a gypsy.
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Are you actually the Son of David Essex?
I am seriously considering re-registering with that nick!
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A banana in my pocket for extra pleasure.
"The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
"Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.Comment
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I'm too skinny, my nose is an overgrown alien parasite (that has no ability to smell, mind you) and when my knees are pointed perfectly forward, my right foot seems to wander a little to far to the right; this makes walking kind of funny.
Otherwise I'm in fairly good health. I also apparently have musles in my arms, but you can only tell when I'm wearing a t-shirt. And my girlfriends have always been quite happy with my other attributes. Or so they say.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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My nose is a thing of beauty
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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