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My eyes have silly colors, and I have a lipoma on my left arm. Also, I'm going prematurely gray.
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Originally posted by loinburger
Also, I'm going prematurely gay.
Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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I am overweight, but I am also pretty stocky too...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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'Hairy as a bastard'
Is that some kind of evolutionary adaptation to hit-and-run fathers?
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Cronic lying is not a physical imperfection, JapherOriginally posted by Japher
I have an unusually large penis...
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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Nor is chronic misspelling
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Too many cookies at work... and most of the time I get to sit around.
Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
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chronic
"Everything for the State, nothing against the State, nothing outside the State" - Benito MussoliniComment
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I seem to be unable to put weight on.Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -HomerComment
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Oh if only I was cursed with that affliction...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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It sucks being the skinny guy.Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -HomerComment
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It sucks being the fat guy too...which would you rather be?Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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The fat guy
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -HomerComment
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