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  • #76
    Yeah like you have a size 11. Men always brag.
    I wear size 10.5

    Never said I have the best shoe size ever...

    I should probably be perma banned then. Especially since I am at work
    Monkey!!!

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    • #77
      Originally posted by Apocalypse

      Says someone who didn't go to one of the best schools
      The point is: best schools for what? If I'd applied and been accepted to Harvard, I would have been an idiot to choose them over U of T for my subject.
      Only feebs vote.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Agathon
        Ogie. If you just held your penis up to the screen to measure that, I think that you should be permabanned.
        Its at work, they won't let me the nazi bastards.

        Besides then you have to clean the screen and all.
        "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

        “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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        • #79
          If you guys have feet that big and are so short, you can only be hobbits.
          Only feebs vote.

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe

            Its at work, they won't let me the nazi bastards.
            Shame... you should give MRT's old boss a ring. They didn't have such stupid rules there.
            Only feebs vote.

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            • #81
              Which reminds me of the great ad campaign they had for Lord of the Rings on TNT(?). complete with gay Hobbits.
              "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

              “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe
                Which reminds me of the great ad campaign they had for Lord of the Rings on TNT(?). complete with gay Hobbits.
                There was a Dan Savage column that was similar. It still gives me nightmares.
                Only feebs vote.

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                • #83
                  funny how this thread got better when the topic turned to feet
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #84
                    The average shoe size is about a 10 and average height is around 5'10 for white males in the US

                    Being 2 shoe sizes above average isn't that big a deal, and neither is being just over an inch above average in height.
                    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                    Stadtluft Macht Frei
                    Killing it is the new killing it
                    Ultima Ratio Regum

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                    • #85
                      I am 6'3" and I think I take a size 9, but that is in English sizing.

                      My feet reek too. It's awful.
                      Only feebs vote.

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                      • #86
                        get shoes that breath better, wear thinner socks, and use gold bond
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #87
                          Best jobs EVAR

                          Jobs held by Al Bundy

                          * Shoe Salesman
                          * Kelly's agent
                          * Garbage man
                          * Fast Food Employee
                          * Department Store Santa
                          * Gas Station Attendant
                          * Mall Santa
                          * Male Stripper at a Women's Bar
                          * Founder of NO MA'AM
                          * Security guard of Polk High
                          * NO MA'AM President
                          "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                          “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Japher
                            get shoes that breath better, wear thinner socks, and use gold bond
                            Doesn't work.

                            I bought some expensive Italian hikers (about $250, which is a lot more than I usually spend) that breath quite well, but it's not perfect.

                            It just means that I have to wash my feet very vigorously. Since I am tall, this is a real pain in the ass, but my wife refuses to wash them for me.

                            * Laments the downfall of patriarchy...
                            Only feebs vote.

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                            • #89
                              you really just wish your wife had a foot fetish

                              JM
                              Jon Miller-
                              I AM.CANADIAN
                              GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                              • #90
                                Being a roofer is an awesome job. I used to do that in summer breaks.

                                You get to work outside and high up. You get to build stuff. No one can hassle you without climbing on the roof (which in practice means no one hassles you).
                                Only feebs vote.

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