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  • #46
    Originally posted by Guynemer
    Physician is #30. However, I don't think they factored in those of us still in residency. Because, honestly, holy ****ing ****, this is a miserable ****ing life.
    Look at the pay...considering how high it is you'd think the ranking would be higher if people even kinda enjoyed the job.
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    • #47
      stress does not equal not enjoying the job

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      • #48
        The best job is to do what you love and then be successful at it.

        Software engineer could be hell for someone who does not like sitting in front of a computer all day long.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Asher
          I don't think we were designed for anything in specific except survival.

          And in a world of survival of the fittest, I doubt very much that being at the top of the totem pole is something we should not aim for.
          You're a long way from being the fittest at anything that will actually impact your survival.
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          • #50
            How fit is he?

            He is ****ing a man.

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            • #51
              Re: The best job in America is...

              Originally posted by Asher




              Full list:


              Top 10:

              1. Software Engineer BORING
              2. College Professor OK
              3. Financial Advisor EVIL
              4. Human Resources Manager EVIL
              5. Physician Assistant
              6. Market Research Analyst EVIL
              7. Computer/IT Analyst BORING
              8. Real Estate Appraisal DIABOLIC
              9. Pharmacist
              10. Psychologist OK
              CSPA

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              • #52
                Software engineers once again represents and beats the rest of the squad.



                And as usual, everyone is crying and being jealous. Hey people, get a real job!
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                • #53
                  I'm a produce assistant in a supermarket. Is that a real job?

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                  • #54
                    If you cry about how well some other jobs rank, then no it's not a real job.

                    If you don't have a problem with others being ranked higher and you like what you do, or at least know what you do and accept it, then it's a real job.
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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Sikander


                      You're a long way from being the fittest at anything that will actually impact your survival.
                      I was about to say that. As far as passing his genes on, he's a total and utter failure.

                      Might as well do himself in now...
                      Only feebs vote.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Agathon
                        I was about to say that. As far as passing his genes on, he's a total and utter failure.

                        Might as well do himself in now...
                        You're assuming I don't create Earth's next overlord via non-biological means.

                        Besides, we plan to have kids anyway.
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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Agathon
                          I can see why College Professor is high on the list. My job is zero stress, and I get to do whatever the hell I want.

                          I have 6 hours a week of teaching, and the rest of the time is mine to do as I please.

                          Sounds like the life of a communist, being a Parasite on society and all that.
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                          • #58
                            the silver lining is agathon is a total **** and wastes that time pursuing **** like things.
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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Zkribbler


                              Wow! College professor sounds like a great job! Maybe I'll become one! Err...do you have to know anything, or are you allowed to fake it?


                              Most ironic post in this thread considering who he was consulting.
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                              • #60
                                I would think professional golfer would be up there
                                Monkey!!!

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