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nevermind... don't want to get banned 
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I'm about to get aroused from watching the pokemon and that's awesome. - Pekka -
No matter, this thread needs to die anyway.
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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Originally posted by OzzyKP
I couldn't find the perfect images, but here is an idea. heh
Option 1:
vs.
Option 2:
In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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Ouch!Originally posted by DRoseDARs
rule of thumb
Pinky on the first date. Gotta work up to the thumb.Comment
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For the record, to me, it's not the presence of poo
but the presence of ANOTHER penisComment
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I was talking about with a woman.Originally posted by Japher
For the record, to me, it's not the presence of poo
but the presence of ANOTHER penis
Doing it with a man is a whole different level of grossness from my perspective.
Being a "catcher" is one of the least appealing things that I can possibly think of. I'm shocked that so many straight guys here price themselves so low, especially MRT. For me it'd have to be at least 9 figures.I'm about to get aroused from watching the pokemon and that's awesome. - PekkaComment
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Quoted so you can't unpost it later...Originally posted by Wycoff
I was talking about with a woman.
Doing it with a man is a whole different level of grossness from my perspective.
Being a "catcher" is one of the least appealing things that I can possibly think of. I'm shocked that so many straight guys here price themselves so low, especially MRT. For me it'd have to be at least 9 figures.
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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If I was planning on erasing it, I would have done it before you quoted me.Originally posted by DRoseDARs
Quoted so you can't unpost it later...
I'm about to get aroused from watching the pokemon and that's awesome. - PekkaComment
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That's called Dans'ing.
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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Originally posted by OzzyKP
What about guys who are into chicks with strap-ons? 
Seriously this thread is so funny...Had trouble takin a sip of water while reading through.
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Well, if you've got to apply artificial lube, clean it out carefully, go in like the orifice is made of fine china, etc....wouldn't you be better off just humping a pie like Jason Biggs or something? Or just using those fleshlight things Somethingawful makes fun of. With gay guys, well, they can't do any better, I guess, but really, why freaking bother otherwise?Comment
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but whose hair will you pull with a fleshlight?"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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I'm a buyer not a sellerAny views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..
Look, I just don't anymore, okay?Comment
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And how much does it cost you?....a week
Spec.-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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Re: Hetero...but up to what price?
Of course, that brings up the old issue:Originally posted by Spec
Me and my friends talked about this the other night, and the price we came up with in general was $250k....Me it was $500k, nothing less...So you? How cheap are you?
"Could I sleep with you tonight for $5,000,000?"
"Why yes."
"What about $5?"
"What do you think I am, a whore?"
"We have established that already. Now I am trying to establish a price."(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."Comment
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