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  • Originally posted by Dis
    Ozzie's picture just converted me gay.
    Ozzy is going to come out soon
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    • Re: Re: Hetero...but up to what price?

      Originally posted by Urban Ranger


      Of course, that brings up the old issue:

      "Could I sleep with you tonight for $5,000,000?"
      "Why yes."
      "What about $5?"
      "What do you think I am, a whore?"
      "We have established that already. Now I am trying to establish a price."
      Hey,

      I'll be a whore for a night,

      if the price is right.

      Spec.
      -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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      • I could easily be persuaded to perform homosexual acts to the tune of, oh, $100k or so. Maybe less, depending.

        My general rule of thumb when it comes up is "a suitcase full of cash, in advance".
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        • Spec is gay
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          • Re: Re: Re: Hetero...but up to what price?

            Originally posted by Spec
            Hey,

            I'll be a whore for a night,

            if the price is right.

            Spec.
            Would you do it for $5?
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            • Originally posted by Starchild
              * Starchild sings very loudly to himself to try to drown out the subtle and not-so-subtle homophobia.

              But to answer teh question, I've done if for less than the price of a double vodka and coke. So, what, £2.50?
              I thought similiarly

              JM
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              • Originally posted by DRoseDARs

                As for sex toys inserted by female partners my but reaction is no, you're not gay/bi since you're just with a female partner. However, if you're imagining a male partner, dur... yep yur gay.

                Edit: Fleshed out the post.
                I agree with that

                JM
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                • Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                  I wasn't going to be the first to take issue with this thread. Thank you Starchild.

                  Gay-for-pay, in my view, is a total crock. Voluntarily (as in not under duress like in prison) receiving anal penetration from another man means you're not straight. Period. Being bisexual is as hetero as you're ever going to get. No amount of cash makes you exempt.
                  Eh, I think that you are just putting too much emphasis on money. I think that there is a natural sexuality, which (depending on how important to you it is) can cause psychological pain if gone against.

                  This is why homosexuals need supported in their lifestyle. However, I don't beleive in (inherent or natural) bisexuality. I think that it is a result of a lower emphasis on sexuality or a higher emphasis on other things (like money or pleasure). Or it is a result of confusion, of pressures pushing one away from their natural sexuality.

                  Let's face it, if you want the most sexual pleasure, you would be Bi.

                  Jon Miller
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                  • Wait, I said, "...my but reaction..." in that post? Lord, what a freudian slip...
                    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                    • I thought it was humor

                      JM
                      Jon Miller-
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                      • No, it's just me being gay.
                        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                        • "I thought it was humor"

                          This is just an anagram really meaning:

                          I was rough homo, U hit TT!
                          In da butt.
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                          • Originally posted by Pekka
                            "I thought it was humor"

                            This is just an anagram really meaning:

                            I was rough homo, U hit TT!
                            Huh?

                            Can someone not Pekka decypher that?
                            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                            • that's the first really funny post Pekka ever made

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                              • Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                                No, it's just me being gay.
                                I know that. The first 'you' in my post (reply to you) was not you, but rather a general you (refering to people you were posting about).

                                JM
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