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  • #76
    " I got the six " = The six o'clock = Behind you = Your azz
    "Gimme your nine" = He wants someone else's nine in his six.

    He's reducing the number of candidates with his size request, but other than that it's pretty clear to me....



    What?

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    • #77
      I can't become gay. All the female posters at poly would have their hearts broken. I have an obligation to the community.

      next you guys will say my avatar is gay. That's an easy joke right there.

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      • #78
        Considering the number of gay posters here, you might actually be doing a service to the commu...




        Then again, maybe not.
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        • #79
          No one taking my challenge?

          How much would it cost for you to sleep with the two people above?
          Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

          When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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          • #80
            I could sleep in the same town for 20$.
            What?

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            • #81
              Fibonacci sex with Ozzy and Rich? £112,358,132,134
              "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
              "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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              • #82
                Originally posted by OzzyKP
                No one taking my challenge?

                How much would it cost for you to sleep with the two people above?
                I'm up to any challenge. And I could get up for any one of those above. Yes I am that manly and potent. I don't hold the title of world's greatest lover for nothing.

                I'd do the woman for $80,000. The man I'd do the man for $80,000. I'm an equal opportunity employer.

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                • #83
                  I think that that's Jabba the hut's wife or something...

                  Spec.
                  -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                  • #84
                    once I find the hole, I can always close my eyes. actually I can do that without my eyes open, though in her case I may need some extra tools.

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by Spec


                      Some of you guys have that opinion, and I respect that, but I find it really hard to beleive.

                      You sure you would'nt change your mind if you had a briefcase full of money right in front of you?

                      Spec.
                      In this case I would not be paying attention to what was in front of me.

                      I guess I'm just not for sale.

                      You, however, are now a rent boy.
                      Only feebs vote.

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                      • #86
                        /me sings very loudly to himself to try to drown out the subtle and not-so-subtle homophobia.

                        But to answer teh question, I've done if for less than the price of a double vodka and coke. So, what, £2.50?
                        Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                        -Richard Dawkins

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                        • #87



                          Spec.
                          -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                          • #88
                            But on that thought, Its not homophobia at all. Japher earlier talked about giving and receiving...I dont see how I could ''give'' since I wouldn't be able to ''get in the moment'' you know? I would never get up...So I dont see it happening...

                            Homophobia is hating gays, not being turned-off by the male gender.

                            Spec.
                            -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                            • #89
                              I wasn't going to be the first to take issue with this thread. Thank you Starchild.

                              Gay-for-pay, in my view, is a total crock. Voluntarily (as in not under duress like in prison) receiving anal penetration from another man means you're not straight. Period. Being bisexual is as hetero as you're ever going to get. No amount of cash makes you exempt.

                              As for sex toys inserted by female partners my but reaction is no, you're not gay/bi since you're just with a female partner. However, if you're imagining a male partner, dur... yep yur gay.

                              Edit: Fleshed out the post.
                              Last edited by DRoseDARs; March 22, 2006, 18:22.
                              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                                I wasn't going to be the first to take issue with this thread. Thank you Starchild.

                                Gay-for-pay, in my view, is a total crock. Voluntarily (as in not under duress like in prison) receiving anal penetration means you're not straight. Period. Being bisexual is as hetero as you're ever going to get. No amount of cash makes you exempt.
                                What about guys who are into chicks with strap-ons?
                                Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

                                When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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