Hetero...but up to what price?

[DRoseDARs]

I was just about to edit my post; thought about it some more before you posted...

[Agathon]

Originally posted by Starchild
* Starchild sings very loudly to himself to try to drown out the subtle and not-so-subtle homophobia.

You y-y-you shirtlifter you!!!!

Seriously, I would not have sex with another man for money. If it could save lives, then perhaps yes, I would grin and bear it.

I'm not particularly keen on whale woman either.

[Agathon]

Originally posted by OzzyKP

What about guys who are into chicks with strap-ons?

They're too busy trying to get the voting age lowered.

[DRoseDARs]

This, coming from someone that likes getting rammed in the ass by Apple... [/Obligatory anti-Mac dig]

[Agathon]

Originally posted by DRoseDARs
This, coming from someone that likes getting rammed in the ass by Apple... [/Obligatory anti-Mac dig]

If you hate Apple, then you aren't really gay.

1-0 to me I think...

[DRoseDARs]

Please, you know who your daddy is...

[Agathon]

BTW... what is Fibonacci sex?

I have a vague idea of what it might mean...

[DRoseDARs]

[Japher]

It's fibbing about having sex.... like most of you geeks here do

at least I'm married with children
when I lie about having sex its a little more believeable

[Elok]

I don't know about homophobia, but I think many/most straight guys are just repelled by the thought of sex with another man. I mean, you're sticking a very personal part into what basically amounts to a tube of feces. If gay guys can find the prospect appealing anyway, more power to them, but the idea remains repulsive to me. It's not homophobia, just my natural fastidiousness. That, and I don't classify as "sex" anything which can give you hemorrhoids.

And yes, I know that women's personal areas aren't exactly sunshine and daisies either. But they self-lubricate...and they don't have feces. The absence of feces is key.

EDIT: For bonus points...how many more posts till this thread gets shut down? I think I just hit the tipping point...

[Wycoff]

Originally posted by Elok
I don't know about homophobia, but I think many/most straight guys are just repelled by the thought of sex with another man. I mean, you're sticking a very personal part into what basically amounts to a tube of feces. If gay guys can find the prospect appealing anyway, more power to them, but the idea remains repulsive to me. It's not homophobia, just my natural fastidiousness. That, and I don't classify as "sex" anything which can give you hemorrhoids.

And yes, I know that women's personal areas aren't exactly sunshine and daisies either. But they self-lubricate...and they don't have feces. The absence of feces is key.

I agree with you 100% elok. As a straight guy the the thought of anal sex, even with a woman, repulses me. I don't know why some straight guys love it so much. The whole feces thing combined with the lack of natural lubrication thing ... yuck.

[DRoseDARs]

Elok and Wycoff, most civilized people engaging in anal sex clean themselves "in there" prior to such penetration. There are nerve endings in there that when stimulated can be quite pleasurable depending on who you ask. A rule of thumb with anal sex is if you're feeling pain, you're doing it wrong; it shouldn't hurt if done correctly.

[Wycoff]

Originally posted by DRoseDARs
Elok and Wycoff, most civilized people engaging in anal sex clean themselves "in there" prior to such penetration. There are nerve endings in there that when stimulated can be quite pleasurable depending on who you ask. A rule of thumb with anal sex is if you're feeling pain, you're doing it wrong; it shouldn't hurt if done correctly.

If you're with a woman, then why bother when you have other options?

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by Wycoff
If you're with a woman, then why bother when you have other options?

Maybe you're not fulfilling her needs, so she needs a second partner to pick up your slack...

[Fake Boris]

If the guy looks good, 500$. Otherwise, 2k.