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  • #46
    Those two nukes can hit a lot of danes at once.

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    • #47
      But they've only got the force to kill one.
      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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      • #48
        No no no... it's just that most of the force is directed away from any individual dane.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Kuciwalker
          No no no... it's just that most of the force is directed away from any individual dane.
          Then they won't kill any Danes.
          Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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          • #50
            This is as stupid as that rock that Britain is arguing with someone else over. They sent a bunch of soldiers to camp on it and they had a miserable time, since there is barely room for an outside lavatory on it.
            Only feebs vote.

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            • #51
              Has Canada started calling danishes "freedom pastries"
              Why would we? We aren't America. We call them patisseries de liberte.
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              • #52
                Originally posted by Agathon
                This is as stupid as that rock that Britain is arguing with someone else over. They sent a bunch of soldiers to camp on it and they had a miserable time, since there is barely room for an outside lavatory on it.
                If it's Rockall you're thinking of, that's also ours!

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                • #53
                  Brits don't need a bathroom! They'll just pretend they are drunk and piss all over themselves
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                  • #54
                    Why you guys fighting over a piece of crap land anyway?

                    That's like fist fighting to decide which Richard Simmons video everyone wants to watch.
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                    • #55
                      Resources and shipping.

                      And in the case of Canada, insecurity over claims to Arctic sovereignty.
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                      • #56
                        Shipping? What shipping lines go up there?
                        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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                        • #57
                          Lots of ice
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                          • #58
                            There is speculation that receding ice will open the NW Passage to shipping over the top of North America.

                            The Canadian Government is understandably concerned that we should be able to exert some control over safety and environmental regulations when tankers start using the route.
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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Ted Striker
                              Why you guys fighting over a piece of crap land anyway?

                              That's like fist fighting to decide which Richard Simmons video everyone wants to watch.
                              IIRC the maritime boundary is not resolved so ownership of this rock could have a big influence on where the maritime boudary goes.

                              I personally won't be wasting any more time on the issue as the rock is so clearly canadian
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                              • #60
                                A pointless conflict over a useless island?? Is anyone else thinking of Terry Prachett's Jingo??

                                This would make a great Peter Sellers movie . . . .if he wasn't dead.

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