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  • #31
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    • #32
      And the French et al can calm down. Greenland hasn't been part of the EU since 1985.




      I'm sure they'd LOVE being in the EU though. Think of the agrisubsidies they'd get!
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      • #33
        They were from 1973-85, but decided to bail out after a membership referendum was held. They retain the favourable export conditions to the EU and other perks though.

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        • #34
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          • #35
            Stoopid American, that's the Netherlands!

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            • #36


              There are better way to kill Danes than nuking them, yaknow?
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              • #37
                If there was still a hockey lockout, the Canadians could just send a division of NHL goons to pwn the Danish army.
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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Winston
                  Stoopid American, that's the Netherlands!
                  And Denmark. And a bit of Sweden and Norway.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Spiffor


                    There are better way to kill Danes than nuking them, yaknow?
                    You're just envious of my mad mspaint skillz

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                      And Denmark. And a bit of Sweden and Norway.
                      Yeah, well it was still worth a try.

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by Kuciwalker


                        It takes more than a nuke to stop a Dane on a rampage.
                        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

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                        • #42
                          Yeah, two nukes.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Winston
                            Yeah, well it was still worth a try.

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                            • #44
                              Has Canada started calling danishes "freedom pastries" yet?
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                                Yeah, two nukes.
                                There's some five million Danes. They'll have ripped you to pieces long before you've built the ten million nukes you'd need to stop them.
                                Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                                It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                                The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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