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  • Originally posted by Spiffor
    Good.

    As soon as the Danes kick Canadia's ass, the EU will suddenly grow much larger, and we'll have oil
    (cough) British North Sea (cough)
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    • Hey! No dissing Nielsen!
      Only feebs vote.

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      • Originally posted by Winston
        Heresson, you're a goddamned genius. Pardon my Canadian.

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        • Originally posted by molly bloom
          Denmark will excite untold numbers of Canadians to death with Hammershoi paintings and Nielsen's music transcribed for Inuit soapstone vibraphones.





          Canada will strike back with the singing ringing tones of Anne Murray and Ashley MacIsaac's golden showers.


          The U.S. will intervene with a judicious bombing of St Pierre et Miquelon with supplies of past their sell by date July 4th comestibles and M. C. Hammer sermons on c.d. .

          France, outraged, will reply with a volley of Johnny Hallyday super pop hits, and dvds of Chateauvallon.


          Tony Blair will look concerned, stare out of one eye, and appear grave but statesmanlike.

          Berlusconi will plead parliamentary immunity for his involvement in Greenland money laundering and fermented shark meat smuggling.


          And everyone will blame the Universal Spider de nos jours- the Belgian Prime Minister.
          Canada never breaks out its ultimate weapon, Celine Dion?

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          • Unlike the US, we've signed the 6th special additional protocol to the Geneva Convention prohibiting the development, testing or first use of any Dion-based weapons
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              • Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                Unlike the US, we've signed the 6th special additional protocol to the Geneva Convention prohibiting the development, testing or first use of any Dion-based weapons
                Nah, If you ever dared to do such an atrocity we would retaliate whith our secret weapon - the Sønck - besides the fact that you even not can pronounce it, it has been under development and improvement for more than 60 years :
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                • Originally posted by BlackCat
                  Nah, If you ever dared to do such an atrocity we would retaliate whith our secret weapon - the Sønck
                  That's it? That's all you got?
                  What?

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                  • Originally posted by Richelieu


                    That's it? That's all you got?
                    You haven't heard her

                    Oh, that's only that avantgarde - please don't ask me to talk about the real heavy stuff
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                    • That, and the clones left there by the Nazi occupation.
                      I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                      • Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
                        That, and the clones left there by the Nazi occupation.
                        Nah, you are mixing up Denmark an Sweden - it was to Sweden the Finnish went.
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                        • Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                          .
                          Hey, you bastard, that hurts!!!!
                          (But the comment would be more understandable if you saw the picture I quoted)
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                          • Why don't both nations drop a team of hockey players on the stupid iceberg and settle the score????

                            (Or perhaps the historical 87-0 scares the Danes off?)
                            So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                            Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                            • Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
                              Why don't both nations drop a team of hockey players on the stupid iceberg and settle the score????

                              (Or perhaps the historical 87-0 scares the Danes off?)
                              I'm not that sure that the canaucks dare try this - even you swedes are scared to give Skån, Hallad and Blekinge back in such a fight - danish ishockey are a little better than it had been
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                              • Best of seven. Winner of a coin flip gets home ice advantage. Home ice advantage gets to decide on NHL or International rules.

                                Come on Denmark, we can show the world how international disputes should be resolved.
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