Canada declares war on Denmark

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by notyoueither
Best of seven. Winner of a coin flip gets home ice advantage. Home ice advantage gets to decide on NHL or International rules.

Come on Denmark, we can show the world how international disputes should be resolved.

Nah, no reason to qarrel about this as long as you ships can't reasch the island .

It was more a warning to swedes that their icehocekey isn't so secure s they think

Ohh, neither is yours

[KrazyHorse]

Why the **** would we send a ship?

Our planes could blow your entire navy out of the water, bomb Copenhagen for good measure and still be back in time for breakfast...

[KrazyHorse]

But sure, you're welcome to continue building icebreaking frigates if you feel like it.

We'll invest in real weapons...

[Kuciwalker]

I'm sorry Denmark, Canada's is longer than yours

[KrazyHorse]

CA-NA-DA! CA-NA-DA!

Woooffffff

Wooooofffff!

Arrrrrooooooooooooooooooo!

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker
I'm sorry Denmark, Canada's is longer than yours

Ours is 6 times longer than anybody else's

[BlackCat]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Why the **** would we send a ship?

Our planes could blow your entire navy out of the water, bomb Copenhagen for good measure and still be back in time for breakfast...

Because ships is the accepted way to claim territory

The secondary part of your threat, well - let's see

[KrazyHorse]

Pffft.

"Ships are the accepted way to claim territory"



Maybe in Euroland

The accepted North American response is to **** your **** up from 30 000 feet.

Have a nice day, *****es.

[KrazyHorse]

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[BlackCat]

What is it, isn't the icebears a challenge enough for you ?

[notyoueither]

No, we need more places for beaver colonies.

http://www.thetoque.com/040928/sacredbeaver.htm

DOWNTOWN CANADA-- The majestic beaver. Proud, resourceful, revered... and quickly becoming a real pain in the ass for god-fearing Canadians. The sacred beaver has always been a religious Canadian symbol, and one of the reasons for the settlement of this great country. But with the growth of Canadian cities, the expansion of mining and forestry industries, and the reduction of protected natural areas, the beaver's habitat is being seriously threatened. And because of these factors, the hallowed creature is starting to interfere with the normal Canadian way of life.


Beavers, sacred in Canada, are a common sight on city streets.

Much like the sacred cows in India, the venerated Abyssinian cats of ancient Egypt, and the mystic hamsters of Syria, beavers are worshipped by Canadians. They are free to wander and roam anywhere they want.
The revered status gives the beaver the freedom to do pretty much anything he likes without fear of reprisal, threat, or scorn. To most citizens, doing anything to such a venerated animal is unthinkable--as it would certainly bring the wrath of the Canadian Gods upon their unfortunate heads, along with certain punitive measures from public authorities.

But with diminishing natural environments for the cute, buck-toothed animals to flourish, the holy beaver is forced to mingle with populated human areas, which is making life complicated for everyone, especially since the beaver is treated as a higher lifeform.

"The problems start when the beavers build their dams in our water supply," says Skip Tracer, a member of the Sacred Animal Relocation division of Parks Canada. "And they're constantly chewing on the birch trees in our public parks, and building lodges across busy streets. They gnaw on telephone poles, chew through power lines, and leave mud tracks and beaver poop everywhere they go. There isn't a single street in town that isn't covered with sawdust!"

...

[BlackCat]

Yeah- I guess that that is your reason to use a helicopter to fly one of your ministers to Hans Ø - beavers was chasing him out of his home

[notyoueither]

Or, it's a shorter trip?

[Winston]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
Why don't both nations drop a team of hockey players on the stupid iceberg and settle the score????

(Or perhaps the historical 87-0 scares the Danes off?)

Tsk, it was only 47-0.



87-0... laughable!

[Riesstiu IV]

Paul Martin and Rasmussen should settle this dispute by fighting each other to the death in hand to hand combat each using a plastic fork.