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  • #46
    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
    BOOM!

    It struck again. I got hit again.

    I rinsed off and got out of the shower.
    If it'd been me & I'd just been hit twice by lightning, I'd have gotten out of the shower and the he|| with rinsing off.

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    • #47
      yeah my aim was bad.

      Now we have supercommie.
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      • #48
        Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
        yeah my aim was bad.

        Now we have supercommie.
        Does sound a bit like the spiderman saga.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Lancer
          Zkrib, I watched a show that blamed the Catholics for the notion that MM was a hooker, but I don't know. I also can't imagine what they stood to gain by such a position.
          Same thing they stood to gain from worshipping Asexual Bachelor Christ (tm): the misogyny and demonization of eros that are at the very heart of the Church.

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          • #50
            OUCH
            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Lancer
              I also can't imagine what they stood to gain by such a position.
              It takes the woman of power in Jesus life and makes her 1.) an undesirable, someone Catholics would not pray to 2.) an undesirable female who Jesus found love to take under his wing (thus making Him even more of The Man)

              The Catholic Church has something against women...
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              • #52
                Does sound a bit like the spiderman saga.
                Nah.

                Shazam
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                • #53
                  It takes the woman of power in Jesus life and makes her 1.) an undesirable, someone Catholics would not pray to 2.) an undesirable female who Jesus found love to take under his wing (thus making Him even more of The Man)

                  The Catholic Church has something against women...
                  So much so that they have statues of mary in their churches. That they teach people to ask Mary to pray for them..

                  Gosh, how misogynist.
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                  • #54
                    You really can't discount the Mother of the Lord.

                    Which other women do they venerate in Churches? How many women saints are there? Doesn't it say in the Bible that a woman should be seen, not heard, especially in Church? Oh, and who's teaching was that...right, The Rock (Paul, not the wrestler).
                    "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                    ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                    "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                    • #55
                      Same thing they stood to gain from worshipping Asexual Bachelor Christ (tm): the misogyny and demonization of eros that are at the very heart of the Church.
                      Wow I thought Christ was the heart of the church, and he affirms the beauty of the union between a man and a woman in marriage.

                      I don't see where he tells married people they have sinned.

                      It isn't that he demonises eros, just that agape rules so much, and Christ can't help but talk about how cool agape is.
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                      • #56
                        Which other women do they venerate in Churches? How many women saints are there? Doesn't it say in the Bible that a woman should be seen, not heard, especially in Church? Oh, and who's teaching was that...right, The Rock (Paul, not the wrestler).
                        I don't know. Does it say that?
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                        • #57
                          How many women saints are there?
                          Enough.

                          Go count them. There are many, many female saints.
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                          • #58
                            Yes, in fact, it does

                            1 Co 14:34
                            As in all the churches of God's holy people, women are to remain quiet in the assemblies, since they have no permission to speak: theirs is a subordinate part.

                            1 Co 14:35
                            If there is anything they want to know, they should ask their husbands at home: it is shameful for a woman to speak in the assembly.

                            1 Tm 2:11-12
                            During instruction, a woman should be quiet and respectful. I give no permission for a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. A woman ought to be quiet.

                            And then there's this gem of a quote:

                            man was not made for woman, but woman was made for man
                            "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                            ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                            "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
                              The Rock (Paul, not the wrestler).
                              Peter (Petra) is the rock, not Paul.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
                                Enough.

                                Go count them. There are many, many female saints.
                                Yeah, but how many of them were former pagan Goddesses?
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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