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  • #31
    Originally posted by chegitz guevara


    Mary, because Jesus tought her estoric knowledge he didn't teach the others. Peter was the most jealous.
    That's innuendo if I have ever seen it.
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    • #32
      Originally posted by Lancer
      Shocking!

      Do tell...
      It was when I was living in Chicago, young man, back in the halcyon days of President Clinton and the internet bubble. I had not yet taken a wife, but was living in sin with saucy young lady. It was the day of the great electrical storm. I'll never forget it, as it was the day I was struck by lightening.

      Now, being the young fool I was, I was of the mind that I was pretty safe in my brick building, so I decided to take a shower. Now mind you, taking a shower during an electrical storm is not normally a smart thing to do when you live on the prairie, and being a prairie person, I knew well that to do so could put me at risk. Being in CHicago, however, I though, what's the harm? There are plenty of tall buildings and trees, we won't get hit. And we weren't.

      The building across the alley was. As I was looking out the shower window at the rain whipping by horiztonally. As I was covered in water and soap. As I was touching a piece of metal rebar just poking through the window.

      A felt a pulse go through me that was not altogether pleasant. All of my muscles tensed involuntarily.

      Woah!

      I looked out again to see if I could see any damage on the building across the alley.

      BOOM!

      It struck again. I got hit again.

      I rinsed off and got out of the shower.

      Later I stepped out on the back porch. It was shielded from the wind and rain, so I sat outside watching the lightening storm. The sky was exploding in hues of cherry and lime and light purple. Weirdest damn thing I ever saw.
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      • #33
        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
        Later I stepped out on the back porch. It was shielded from the wind and rain, so I sat outside watching the lightening storm. The sky was exploding in hues of cherry and lime and light purple. Weirdest damn thing I ever saw.
        I love watching lightning - from a safe distance, of course. Sometimes one could see a lightening streaking, arching, and forking either between two clouds or to the ground. It's one of the truly amazing things one can see.
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        • #34
          Yeah, cause everything in the Bible is how it happened
          Why not?

          I should think there to be more evidence in their favour than upon speculation centuries after the events.
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          • #35
            "BOOM!"

            Take baths.

            Amazing story btw.
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            • #36
              Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
              I should think there to be more evidence in their favour than upon speculation centuries after the events.
              The irony in this statement abounds.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Lancer
                "BOOM!"

                Take baths.

                Amazing story btw.
                It was the most ferocious storm I've ever seen, and I've experienced three hurricanes. All last year, interestingly enough.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Jon Miller
                  hmm, not sure

                  would matter if He had children though...

                  JM
                  According to Preacher series he did
                  Who is Barinthus?

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by chegitz guevara


                    Mary, because Jesus tought her estoric knowledge he didn't teach the others. Peter was the most jealous.
                    Knowledge like this?
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                    Who is Barinthus?

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                    • #40
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                      • #41
                        Getting back to the thread:

                        It wouldn't matter a whit to me, because IMHO, the message is more important than whether or not the man was married.

                        But I believe it is a central tenant of the Catholic religion that Christ is the bridegroom to the Church. A married Jesus would play havoc with that concept.

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                        • #42
                          che:

                          why so? The gospels weren't written that late.
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                          • #43
                            Zkrib, I watched a show that blamed the Catholics for the notion that MM was a hooker, but I don't know. I also can't imagine what they stood to gain by such a position.
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by chegitz guevara

                              BOOM!

                              It struck again. I got hit again.

                              I rinsed off and got out of the shower.

                              Later I stepped out on the back porch. It was shielded from the wind and rain, so I sat outside watching the lightening storm. The sky was exploding in hues of cherry and lime and light purple. Weirdest damn thing I ever saw.
                              Did you get your commie superpowers then?

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                              • #45
                                I blame Ben.
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