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  • #91
    Would have done that last year, Aggie, while we were still going out with each other, if that were the case.


    Scoring a woman is about the only good reason I can think of for becoming a Catholic.
    Only feebs vote.

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    • #92
      Originally posted by Agathon
      Would have done that last year, Aggie, while we were still going out with each other, if that were the case.


      Scoring a woman is about the only good reason I can think of for becoming a Catholic.
      she'd have to be REALLY hot...
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • #93
        if your mom is as vocal as you described her, send them a photo she might just upset you before your big day.
        When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
        "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
        Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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        • #94
          she'd have to be REALLY hot...
          And she most certainly is.
          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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          • #95
            Originally posted by Whaleboy
            Ted Striker
            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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            • #96
              Just do it with her Ben. It's only a mortal sin and if you time it just before confession, you'll escape eternal damnation.

              (Full disclosure: A Catholic told me about that "trick", although I can't imagine why he thought I'd have any use for it).
              Only feebs vote.

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              • #97
                Why rush it and make a hash of it, when we could do it all right and proper?
                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Agathon
                  Just do it with her Ben. It's only a mortal sin and if you time it just before confession, you'll escape eternal damnation.

                  (Full disclosure: A Catholic told me about that "trick", although I can't imagine why he thought I'd have any use for it).
                  on a somewhat serious note... if a religion had a "trick" or "loophole" that allowed sin, it would leave me to believe that religion/denomination is full of ****.
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #99
                    Why rush it and make a hash of it, when we could do it all right and proper?


                    In the name of the father, son, and the holy threesome... why wait for eternal bliss?
                    Only feebs vote.

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                    • I was underthe impression that all relegions had loopholes as you call them. The idea is to adress the fact that you have sinned and ask for forgivness.
                      When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                      "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                      Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                      • Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
                        I was underthe impression that all relegions had loopholes as you call them. The idea is to adress the fact that you have sinned and ask for forgivness.
                        That leads me to the conclusion that all human religions are then, full of ****.

                        IMO, forgiveness is bull****... if one is truly sorry and remorseful for an evil act, one would not commit said act in the first place. You take responsibility for your actions and live a good life. If there is a God and he forgives things like murder and whatnot just because someone has faith, then I wouldn't want to live in heaven with that God. Murderers should be punished, not forgiven. And the whole idea of forgiving anyone who accepts Jesus is the very reason Christianity is full of ****. A good and just God wouldn't accept evil into heaven.

                        so piss on Jesus and any other religion that allows such evil to be forgiven

                        It's not just black and white, there's a huge grey area where stuff could be forgiven... but not things like murder and rape. Those are black as night.... evil...

                        That leads me to an on-topic idea...

                        One thing that would make me really happy? Finding the one true religion/faith. And get rid of all the dead flesh that is false, human religion.
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • why wait for eternal bliss?
                          "I cannot love you if I love not Him,
                          I cannot love Him if I love not you. "
                          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                          • Originally posted by Sava
                            That leads me to the conclusion that all human religions are then, full of ****.

                            IMO, forgiveness is bull****... if one is truly sorry and remorseful for an evil act, one would not commit said act in the first place. You take responsibility for your actions and live a good life. If there is a God and he forgives things like murder and whatnot just because someone has faith, then I wouldn't want to live in heaven with that God. Murderers should be punished, not forgiven. And the whole idea of forgiving anyone who accepts Jesus is the very reason Christianity is full of ****. A good and just God wouldn't accept evil into heaven.

                            so piss on Jesus and any other religion that allows such evil to be forgiven

                            It's not just black and white, there's a huge grey area where stuff could be forgiven... but not things like murder and rape. Those are black as night.... evil...

                            That leads me to an on-topic idea...

                            One thing that would make me really happy? Finding the one true religion/faith. And get rid of all the dead flesh that is false, human religion.
                            Ever hear of the Seven Deadly Sins?

                            They are un-pardonable.

                            ACK!
                            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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                            • You dont need relegion to have faith. Believe you me Im not a practicing catholic anymore. I know the rules and the laws. But have had enough bad **** happen to me to question the aspects of god. Just beause you confess doesnt mean you are forgiven and welcomed into heaven most are taught. Their is no perfect relegion the perfection comes in the face of your beliefs as a person.
                              When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                              "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                              Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                              • Finding the one true religion/faith. And get rid of all the dead flesh that is false, human religion.
                                A worthy task.

                                A good and just God wouldn't accept evil into heaven.
                                Then who of us could enter? We have all sinned, and done evil. Without forgiveness, no one would enter heaven, because, it is as you say, why would God just accept evil into heaven?

                                However, you also miss this. It isn't that God waved his hand away to say that our sins were forgiven, rather, Christ had to die on the cross to atone for our sins, to serve the punishment that otherwise would have been meted on us. He chose to do so because he loves each and every one of us, even while we are sinners, he gave his life.

                                if one is truly sorry and remorseful for an evil act, one would not commit said act in the first place.
                                We are weak. Even if we are sorry, we fall into sin, and do wrong, hurting others and ourselves.

                                You take responsibility for your actions and live a good life.
                                What is the good, sava? What counts as a good life? According to Christ, none of us are living a good life, we are all steeped in sin. If we were to be held responsible for our acts, we would each be cast into hell.

                                If there is a God and he forgives things like murder and whatnot just because someone has faith, then I wouldn't want to live in heaven with that God.
                                Is murder the worst sin one can do?
                                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                                "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                                2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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