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  • #31
    $175 to make rent.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #32
      Half a ton of Belgian chocolates.
      Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

      ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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      • #33
        I second the Newcastle thing.
        Only feebs vote.

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        • #34
          Imagine there's no countries,
          It isnt hard to do,
          Nothing to kill or die for,
          And no religion too,
          Imagine all the people
          Living life in peace.

          Imagine no possesions,
          I wonder if you can,
          No need for greed or hunger,
          A brotherhood of man,
          Imagine all the people
          Sharing all the world.
          Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.com

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Eli
            What's Eventis?
            A spam substitute.
            Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse

            Do It Ourselves

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            • #36
              A partner who understands...but I am in a pretty good mood anyway so there isn't really anything else more interesting I could think of!
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #37
                $5 million USD after taxes
                “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                • #38
                  Happiness isn't a destination, it's a journey.

                  4 hours extra sleep, all my work done or a £1M would allow me to start walking.
                  Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                  "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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                  • #39
                    The cute chick I know from work to come in and say hello and then get food with her. Actually right now I'll just take the food, I'm damn hungry!

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                    • #40
                      1.5 grams of potassium cyanide
                      får jag köpa din syster? tre kameler för din syster!

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                      • #41
                        isn't that special.


                        Enought money so i could retire today and tell all these F**** where to get off.
                        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by molly bloom
                          Half a ton of Belgian chocolates.
                          Marvelous idea
                          (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                          (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                          (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                          • #43
                            I'm happy.
                            It's friday afternoon. I leave work in 5 minutes. My evening consists of eating take-away curry bought by my girlfriend. Drinking nice wine, unpacking my new computer and playing with it...

                            Tomorrow I stage manage a 12 band charity gig in slough.



                            Come if you live nearby...

                            And I have monday morning off work. Doesn't get much better than this.
                            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                            We've got both kinds

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Gibsie
                              The cute chick I know from work to come in and say hello and then get food with her. Actually right now I'll just take the food, I'm damn hungry!
                              Get food?! Get food?! I am sure there are plenty of other things you and her may have an appetite for
                              Speaking of Erith:

                              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                              • #45
                                - "A partner who understands..."
                                - "$5 million USD after taxes"
                                - "Half a ton of Belgian chocolates."
                                - "4 hours extra sleep"
                                - "The cute chick I know from work"
                                - "1.5 grams of potassium cyanide"

                                Is everyone here just describing Eventis?
                                "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
                                "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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